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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 07:49 PM       


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I have no idea what calories or how much fat I might have...I have to walk for my work and I lose 10 to 15 pounds by mid summer. Having an asian wife I eat lots of rice/pasta and snack during the day so I'm burning off what I eat fairly quick. what does getting your choke broke mean?
getting your choke broke is breaking your neck, but i was being all metaphorical and shit

here's a way to benchmark your body fat %:

Get your weight and a gut measurement (widest area under bellybutton).

1. Calculate LBM (lean body mass; the weight of your bones, muscle, water, tissues other than fat) by this formula:
(Weight * 1.082) + 94.42 - (Waist * 4.15)

2. Calculate body fat:
Weight - LBM

3. Calculate body fat %:
Fat / Weight
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 08:21 PM       
I got's a little belly...its normal. Like Seth you think too much about shit that don't matter.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 08:24 PM       
Sir, you are no Seth so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LONG HATED FAG! YOU WERE HATED FOR A REASON, IT ISN'T GONNA CHANGE WITH YOUR USERNAME!.

Just pullin' your leg tubby.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 08:28 PM       
WELL I THINK I'M DUE A CHICKEN CARBONARA, FELLAS
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 08:29 PM       
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Sir, you are no Seth so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LONG HATED FAG! YOU WERE HATED FOR A REASON, IT ISN'T GONNA CHANGE WITH YOUR USERNAME!.

Just pullin' your leg tubby.
I'm not trying to be a jerk...I really have never taken the time to do the math when it comes to calories and the possibilities of how many of them might make me over weight. I think Chojin is the bee's knees
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 08:30 PM       
I really am being a good boy, so I don't mean it. BUT JUST WAIT TILL THE MEDS WEAR OFF!
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 09:27 PM       
Here's something to keep that nasty appetite away.

The 5 Most Horrific Parasitic Worms (partially nsfw, I think...definitely disgusting)

I remember the picture of the kid with ascaris being really popular in school. I couldn't eat noodles for a while.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 09:41 PM        FRIDAY NIGHT WITH FARTIN MOWLER
I used to do this when it was only me Rongi back in the day...

I'm drinking some beer and playing my bass so tell me what you are doing tonight if you are not going out.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 09:46 PM       
I dunno, I'm pretty fucking tired actually. I'm probably going to kick back and see what's in the backlog of my DVR. And drink lots of iced tea. Probably there will be a fat housecat sitting on my legs and cutting off circulation at some point.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 09:48 PM       
cats make my crotch itchy...ironic it you think about getting some pussy...9/11 sounds like something the Nazi's might have said before the baked some Jews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28o0dhg4AEQ

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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 05:14 AM       
i went to my folsk house for my dads birthday
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 06:41 AM       
Man, those worms make me hungry. They look like bean sprouts for the most part.
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 04:38 PM       
So immediately re-taking a class I failed with the same instructor as last time sounds like a fucking blast

I seem to recall specifically building my schedule around being in the course with the one other guy on the entire campus who also teaches it, but I guess he melted or something.
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 07:51 PM       


I know the pains. Fortunately, most of my instructors are helpful.
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 11:41 PM       
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I'm too old to look in this thread.
I'm surprised no one has complained about it being creepy.
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Where's LS when you need him?
Danny or Sapps, MJ?

Because Danny is still waiting for a call from Fartin.
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 11:47 PM       
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THESE TACTICS ARE ALL WELL AND GOOD FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACTUALLY TALKED TO THEIR DREAM GIRLS, BUT
For someone that doesn't post much any more, you're showing a surprising lack of character-development, son.
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 11:50 PM       
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So immediately re-taking a class I failed with the same instructor as last time sounds like a fucking blast
how do you people fail at anything school-related

i don't get it

i mean i do zero work and still make the dean's list so I assume you have to actively work to fuck up your life
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Old Sep 13th, 2009, 12:00 AM       
It's very very hard to fail.
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Old Sep 13th, 2009, 12:00 AM       
It happens. Almost happened to me, twice.

Almost.
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Old Sep 13th, 2009, 12:24 AM       
I chalk it up to the fact that it was a sociology course and was so stupid I lost IQ points attending lectures

I know my shit about this class now, though, all I need to do is bullshit my way through two or three papers I've still got the guidelines for, while maybe showing up to class every once in a while and playing Final Fantasy on my laptop
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Old Sep 13th, 2009, 12:33 AM       
I chalk it up to the fact that high school was so flipping easy, then to go to college and actually have to work hard and actually read the assigned texts gave me a case of the bends. I was just lucky that my school's policy was to give only P/F grades during first semester freshman year.

I got better.
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Old Sep 13th, 2009, 12:37 AM       
What I have to say right now is that OSU football is a big fucking dissapointment like all the other following years they've been. OH-Uh Oh.
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Old Sep 13th, 2009, 12:43 AM       
I don't have to read shit if I don't feel like it. I take a great many science and math classes. They account for ten of my fifteen hours.
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Old Sep 13th, 2009, 12:58 AM       
I just got back from walking the woods to get to the bridge at the other side so I could watch the lightning storm in the distance. We've been getting torrential rain lately, but I figured it'd just be insanely muddy, like usual.
Because I had my earbuds in, I didn't hear the river that was right in front of me as I was watching the sky, and got swept away a good thirty feet before I struggled back onto land. I'm fine, but my cd player is toast, and I feel pretty lame.
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