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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 06:46 PM       
I look for Native reservation plates. I saw a cherokee one the other day.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 06:46 PM       
Actually, sometimes a baby in the house calms dogs down.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 06:48 PM       
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 06:51 PM       
That's weird. I can be in the Cherokee reservation in fifteen minutes, and I've never seen a res plate.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 06:56 PM       
http://www.worldlicenceplates.com/usa/AI1.html

the inuit plates are pretty fucking awesome.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 07:02 PM       
Ooooh, that would be why. Different Cherokee. I've probably seen the NC plates.

And I know I've seen Wyandotte ones on a car in Woodbridge.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 08:44 PM       
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looks like I got some stiff competition, but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. hehe
So, you'll be at my party then?
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 10:53 PM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 04:53 AM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 04:57 AM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 06:45 AM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 10:36 AM       
i'm watching my mom's dog while she's away in florida

motherfucker kept me from getting any sleep last night, cause he started barking juuuust when I was about to sleep. he was barking because the door to my room was closed and he's a colossal faggot. I had spent most of my waking hours last night trying to barricade the kitchen to keep him from doing the same to my dad.

Anyway, I got up and hit him in the head with my shoe. That seemed to fix his wagon, but i couldn't get back to sleep due to the rage/voices/etc.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 02:52 PM       
So the art gallery where I had my show had a cool bathroom keychain, it was a parody of that "HOPE" obama poster, only instead of obama it had a toilet and instead of HOPE it said PEE.

I didn't know if it was their own or purchased, so I did a google search to see if it'd turn up anywhere.

Long story short, that's the last time I ever google image search the word PEE.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 03:40 PM       
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i'm watching my mom's dog while she's away in florida

motherfucker kept me from getting any sleep last night, cause he started barking juuuust when I was about to sleep. he was barking because the door to my room was closed and he's a colossal faggot. I had spent most of my waking hours last night trying to barricade the kitchen to keep him from doing the same to my dad.

Anyway, I got up and hit him in the head with my shoe. That seemed to fix his wagon, but i couldn't get back to sleep due to the rage/voices/etc.
I can relate to that.

Does he also snore and hog all the space in the bed? Our dogs do that too
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 05:06 PM       
Just roll his bitch ass. :CesarMillan
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 05:12 PM       
Sleeping dogs have a mysterious ability to multiply their weight, making rolling/moving them incredibly hard.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 05:17 PM       
stupid dog sleep gravity.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 05:32 PM       
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I can relate to that.

Does he also snore and hog all the space in the bed? Our dogs do that too
i wouldn't know, i don't let him in my room
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 05:46 PM       
No no no. You dont roll him when he is sleeping your roll him when he is being a bitch and barking, or doing anything you dont like. Rolling is a technique were you basically play alpha dog and roll him over onto his back or side really. You place your fingers and thumb around his neck as if it were another dogs jaw. You dont do it hard as not to hurt him. He will more than likely know what is going on and be scared more than anything. You just hold him in that position until he completely relaxes and "submits" to you.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 05:47 PM       
It also helps if you slap him in the face with your dick. I know I obeyed my dad after that.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 05:52 PM       
But not really. You only do the roll to dogs that have real problems and continually think they are the alpha and dont want to listen to you. Dick slapping is all good.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 06:46 PM       
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So, you'll be at my party then?
you are all formally invited to my drunken halloween bash. Just find your own way here, I'll take care of the rest.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 06:48 PM       
One day I'll actually get my shit together and get my passport.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 07:02 PM       
I shouldn't have said "all" but you'd be alrite to come T, it'd be a good time. My brother makes shine in his barn, no joke.
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 07:16 PM       
My buddy gave me a jar of white lightning when I lived up north. I didn't know that you had to keep it covered when drinking it so that the alcohol won't evaporate into the air.
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