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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 03:22 PM       
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...to keep me awake through 2 shows.
i drink AFTER work saturday

Shows?
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 03:53 PM       
i'm a stagehand. shows, concerts, performances, etc. it's what i does.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 03:55 PM       
I'm supposed to be doing a number of things right now and I'm putting them off for no particular reason.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 03:58 PM       
You do lights or sounds Dix?
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 04:02 PM       
it depends on the gig. i've been on lights alot though. saturday is a ballet though, for that i do wardrobe.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 04:04 PM       
Dudes in tights?
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 04:09 PM       
She makes sure the bulges are properly stuffed.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 04:12 PM       
Those dance belts are something else.
the guys in tights all look great in them at least!
swan lake is the bulgiest!
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 04:21 PM       
oh, the ones that look like jock straps?
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 04:48 PM       
Do you get to pat em down to make sure they are in place and snug?
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 04:50 PM       
She sure does. Right after she blows them.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 04:53 PM       
I can see T sining up for ballet classes right now.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 05:01 PM       
Been there, not allowed back.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 05:08 PM       
those stains will never come out
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 05:12 PM       
Actually most of the guys are gay, and the ones that aren't gay are married to the pretty ballerinas.
i'm not really interested in guys who look in the mirror more than me anyways.
i'm just there to make sure they have the right costume on and there's no rips or tears in the leotards.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 07:16 PM       
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:10 PM       
that's pretty fucked up.

That's the only time I cried on 9/11, seeing people jump to their deaths out the windows. And the guy who tried to climb down the side of the WTC on a sheet and fell. I think the rest of the time was just numby-like.

That's the only time I've ever seen a team of medical professionals working on an MI (heart attack) guy and everyone, including the guy having the heart attack, was just staring at the tv screen in the room with their mouths hanging open.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:16 PM       
somebody didn't believe me when i said "infarction" was a word. "you mean you've never heard of a myocardial infarction?" i then had to explain how "myocardial" meant "heart." that somebody was my sister.


so it's raining pretty ruthlessly here and we have a dirt driveway.

we had to dig a bunch of trenches to try to divert the water out of the "garages" so that we could all get out tomorrow.


hopefully the bridge over the creek holds out, it's been in bad shape for some time now.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:28 PM       
Somewhere in Georgia was getting flooded, is it the same storm hitting you?
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:33 PM       
Atlanta, yeah.

we're at the green star!
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:38 PM       
They said a cold front is heading your way and hopefully it will low down the flooded creeks and rivers.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:42 PM       
I hope we can get some sunlight because the grass is very very long thanks to this nourishment falling from the sky and it's my turn to mow!

So that would be cool.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:43 PM       
I hope because you have a John Deer with a beer chest.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 08:50 PM       
Shiiit, we have a bottom-of-the-line push mower that we share with the neighbor, and about an acre to cut with it.

An acre of really long really wet grass.
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Old Sep 21st, 2009, 09:14 PM       
I used to cut a quarter acre with a weed whacker. I was also very high and drunk.
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