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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 04:47 AM        I GOT LAID
I'm cooler than all of you virgin shmucks now!


EDIT: I'll never be one of the cool kids on i-mockery
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 05:02 AM       
POST YER PICTURES HERE....
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 11:18 AM       
I knew james' post would be a frowny emoticon.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 11:21 AM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 01:10 PM       
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I knew james' post would be a frowny emoticon.
Well, she DID call me a virgin shmuck.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 02:09 PM        Re: I GOT LAID
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I'm cooler than all of you virgin shmucks now!
So who fucked ya?
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 03:29 PM       
Hey congratulations!!
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
It had to be someone special, considering how quick she was to tell everyone about it.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
I CONFESS IT WA S ME
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 04:26 PM        Re: I GOT LAID
I liked her avatar back when she was a virgin
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 10:35 PM       
UP_SHUT TOOK MY IDEA.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 10:39 PM       
Everyone should call CaptainBubba Mr. Fantastic. He has 3 penises, 2 are black, and one is of a hispanic man's. He also has testicles of steel. He isn't a virgin either.
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 12:24 AM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 01:02 AM       
FRITZ, FRITZ, BEAT IT FRITZ/AND TAKE YOUR FINGERS OFF HER TITS
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
so did you guys talk a lot during the deed if so what topics were appropriate was it good if you laughed i am thinking of telling a joke when i get it on maybe she will enjoy it in more ways than one am i right guys
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 11:45 AM       
I wish I could honestly author a thread of this exact same title.

It's been far too long, old friend.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 11:48 AM       
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i am thinking of telling a joke when i get it on maybe she will enjoy it in more ways than one am i right guys
Don't tell jokes.

You wouldn't be able to seriously tell if she was laughing at that or at you.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 12:28 PM       
I hope you didn't bleed alot and get it all over his or her face Up_Shut, i hate when that happens
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 05:20 PM       
I had the seks once
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
With the pirahna monster in your avatar?
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
CaptainCrunch ripped me off. Calling me Mr.Fantastic was his idea, but the 3 penises with varying ethnicites and the testicles of steel was MINE.

SO WAS THE WHOLE NOT BEING A VIRGIN THING.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 09:45 PM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 01:29 AM       
Oh, hell is what you make of it.
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