whats with all the veterans?

[TeRRaNuSER]

I have been stopping by this board for alittle over a week now and have seen numerous threads about how the site was so much greater in the old days and how newbies ruined the board. So let me ask a question. Isn't this board for humor or "mocking" so the more newbies that are hanging around posting stupid crap the better. I mean that should just makes it easier to "mock"or is that wrong? And another thing, none of you make funny posts, not the newbies, not the so called veterans, Infact so far I have only seen one funny post and that post was by a newbie (however unintentional that was of you Mike).

So maybe you should stop bitching about how horrible the the board is now and how it is because of the newbies. You are no better at "mocking" than they are. Face it, the forum was better in the "old days" because all your jokes were fresh back then. And how many years has this forum been up? you've been repeating the same BS for the duration of it is my bet.

[Rongi]

STFU NOOB

[pissed off salesman]

dammit, rongi just when i was about to post the same thing.

[TeRRaNuSER]

there is no come back for that T.T

[Evil Robot]

I only stick around for the great medical insurance plan this board offers.

[mburbank]

it was a joke. it was a joke. i even said it was a joke. i made it obvious in the title of the thread it was a joke, and then in the thread i said it was a joke and then i pointed out how ironic it was that people didn;t get the joke and then other people pointed out i was joking. how is it possible to still not get the joke? you must be one of the peo-le the threads would have been talking about if they hadn't been jokes.

[TeRRaNuSER]

I have seen more than just your joke thread on the subject.

And even in other threads there is almost always a subthread about how newbies ruined the topic or the board or someones poontang joke

[ScruU2wice]

all these threads are hilarious after you stop taking it seriously because no one gets it even after max tells every on he was being sarcastic

[Anonymous]

Yes, Terran. The board sucks. It sucks so bad, you wouldn't want to be here. So why are you? Go. Get while the gettin's good.

I'm just here to show you all the way out. Seriously.

I have to do it as penance for caving in the clavicle of the last vacant, mirthless cat ane that made a thread like this.

[mburbank]

I assure you, all the 'Poontant' jokes are mine.

And yes, there are indeed pissy undertones to even that thread and other threads which border on hissy fits but around these parts it can be next to impossible to tell the real sissy spazmatazes from the simulated hysterical crying jags.

That is why I chose to hate you all, and you sir most of all, perhaps enough to carve open your 'poontant' and wear your liver on a chin around my neck.

Chojin has changed, carnivore is an elitist son of a bitch, Mockery is that little teachers pet girl in class and the teacher at the same time, Proto can't take his hands out of his diaper and one of the hands is wearing a punching nun puppet but it isn't so much punching exactly and Jixby is disabled and it's just cruel the way we laugh at him. All the other 'old timers' can secretly feel bad I didn't mention them while I get to feel superior because I made them feel bad just by mentioning them.

Does it help that I'm imagining myself dressed in an impeccably restored zuit suit as I say this, my hair brilliantined to my scalp, a touch of khol beneath my eyes, my wife in the background Screaming ARE YOU DOING THAT AGAIN?!?

Because it helps me.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

What's better than a thread dedicated to bitching about the old days??? That's right, a thread dedicated to bitching about threads dedicated to bitching about the old days.

[mburbank]

I am SWOONING with love for this thread! AND I HATE LOVE! BECAUSE IT LEADS TO HOPE WHICH IS ONLY FOR POONTANTS!

[Perndog]

The old days SUCKED! These boards never had any life in them until yesterday! What the fuck are you all talking about?! Do you have geckos stuck up your noses fiddling with your brains to keep you from getting it? All the veterans are just boring trolls! Duh!

[TeRRaNuSER]

Perndog, when you post it just makes my point seem less valid =\

[FS]

I see you need to SHUT UP

and DIE

[Russo]

Everybody knows the old board sucked because I posted there constantly about animal sex or some shit like that.

SUCKA!!!!!!!
yep.

[Professor Cool]

Look what you did Max, it's total anarchy now

[mburbank]

i like anarchy ok

[MK IV]

Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER

Perndog, when you post it just makes my point seem less valid =\

When you post it makes your point seem less valid. :/

[Anonymous]

OH! OHHHHHHHH!!

[CaptainBubba]

SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMNIT!!!

I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS THREAD IN ADVANCE BEFORE SOMEONE MADE A SERIOUS TYPE OF THREAD LIKE THIS!!!

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous]

Dude, just make it anyway.

[TeRRaNuSER]

your thread wouldn't have been funny anyone. but by all means post it.

[Command Prompt]

edits: HERES the pic I was looking for:


PS READ BELOW

[Command Prompt]

You guys really need to shut up. Usually I'm to stoned or care less to post stuff like this but everyones problem with NEWBIES is you make two posts and act you are part of the group and whine when me make fun of you, and this constant panty bunching is sucking the humour out of these boards.

Everyone on this board has tried to explain this to you nicely, rudely, and in many ways but it doesn't seem to stick in your head so let me break it down to you cats like this:

All the people that have been on this board the longest are ACTUAL FRIENDS that know each other in REAL LIFE or OUTSIDE THIS BOARD for MANY YEARS and started this message board is A HILARIOUS CONTINUATION of thier ACTUAL DAILY INTERACTIONS. What this means to you is YOU WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS THEM EVER so PLEASE DONT TRY TO BE.

PS Newbies are a welcome addition to any board, just don't try to hard to prove yourself, as thier is not much to prove, its the FUCKING INTERNET