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Old Oct 3rd, 2006, 06:42 PM        Dow Jones soars to a record high
Good news guys!!!!!!!!

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Old Oct 4th, 2006, 08:49 AM       
*sniff*

It's almost just like he's here.
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Old Oct 4th, 2006, 08:47 PM       
The Republicans made the stock market go through the roof to distract us from the teen-cybersex-scandal
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Old Oct 5th, 2006, 10:31 AM       
I think it's sweet that the Dow is doing so well, Forbes four hundred is nothing but Billionaires now, and the number of people in poverty is increasing by more than a million every year.
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Old Oct 5th, 2006, 10:50 AM       
Yeah, but Max, the wealth that those billionaires possess will create more jobs in the middle claheheheheheheheeh......

Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face.
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Old Oct 5th, 2006, 11:47 AM       
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the Foley sex scandal.
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Old Oct 5th, 2006, 02:44 PM       
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The Republicans made the stock market go through the roof to distract us from the teen-cybersex-scandal
Actually it was the amish school shooting, not the stock market, but you're getting there
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