BREAKING NEWS: BOSTON AND SHAUN ARCHIVES

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by FS

a prepubescent stage in a what is destined to become one boy's passionate furrysex affair with an imaginary gay dragon.

what a tagline!

[McClain]

I am *SO* going to masturbate to this tonight.

[Emu]

This comic is a fucking black hole of an enigma. The dragon changes sexes and randomly gets horny for no apparent reason and she loves to make Shaun fat. Shaun seems to be in relatively constant pain when he's around the dragon but he doesn't wish her away or something despite the fact that she's imaginary, and last time I watched that episode of the Power Puff Girls where the one gay kid had the homicidal clown imaginary friend, you could do that.

The most disturbing part is that this is obviously representative of the author's mental state--meaning he probably really does have fantasies about a dragon making him planetarily obese. It's fascinating and horrifying at the same time.

Edit: Wait, what the fuck happened between strips 455 and 456? How many times has he started this comic over?

'nother Edit: Since this comic is apparently semi-autobiographical (in one of those "look what a fucked up person I am" kind of ways), it raises the question of whether Shaun's teacher actually did drink because of him. Given the nature of this comic, I think it's worth asking.

[McClain]

You can't understand. You never will. All you can do is masturbate to the thought of a fat boy/dragon being poked with a pearl by a hermaphrodite dragon.

[Emu]

Sweet Christ, the mouth-to-mouth feeding scene is mutilating my id. I think I need a shower.

[Spectre X]

I'd just prefer not to think about this even existing.

[FS]

Comics 450-460 must be the stage in his life where he discovered touching himself caused pleasure, but didn't take it quite to masturbating yet. Jesus. This encompasses so many fetishes, there should be a constitutional amendment forbidding it.

[Emu]

I think the most hilarious part is when he does sunday paper-style strips with twice the panels, yet he tries to squeeze the image into the size of the regular 3-panel ones.

[FS]

is this guy familiar with theartificer's work?

http://sunblazewildfire.com/

You know he'll someday marry a fat woman, feed her to death and make her wear a tail.

[Emu]

Bullshit, FS. This man will never marry.

[Emu]

wow, guys

[pjalne]

Originally Posted by Emu

Why is he worried about turning into a dragon if one of his class mates is randomly a raccoon? Somehow I don't think anyone will care unless he fucking eats them.

Edit: Oh shit, strip 433 actually made me laugh

That's because the joke is stolen from Calvin & Hobbes AND Simpsons.

I actually read them all in my study breaks today, so I now know everything there is to know about Boston and Shaun, and I have a complete archive on my computer and a gun to my temple.

[Rez]

http://bostonandshaun.sunblazewildfi....php?comic=419



wooooowww...

fucking crap, what a find.

[Spectre X]

Fuck, that is some seriously horiffic shit of Lovecraftian proportions going on right there.

[Rez]

Originally Posted by pjalne

Start around here: http://bostonandshaun.sunblazewildfi....php?comic=430

i followed this up to 460.

i dont even know what to say, nothing can help me express the combination of befuddlement, outrage, and hilarity i'm feeling right now.

holy hell.









jesus fucking crap.

[Chojin]

For those of you who aren't aware, he scrapped the series after 'PHASE 2' and restarted it, only this time Shaun is a kangaroo. That series is on www.bostonandshaun.com.

I also recommend we restart the 'make your own Boston & Shaun comics' thread now that we have so much material to draw from.

[Emu]

I like how the comic finally started to develop a plot and then he just kind of teetered it off by describing what happened afterword in the course of 3 comics. Probably because it didn't contain enough fatting.

[Helm]

ok guys, I think I'm going to approach him to do an interview about the comic. I'll pretend I'm from Keenspace or something. Post questions you'd like to see asked. Stuff like:

Q: Was part of why you started B&S your feeling that obesity was a topic left relatively untouched in the webcomic scene for no good reason?

Q: Please explain the nonapparent differences between a female and a male dragon tail, and why one would feel compelled to freak out if the former is forcibly thrusted within his rectum, whereas presumably be alright with it if it's the latter.

Q: Is the slow pace of the B&S saga a conscious approach towards creating a contemporary sequential epic, akin to Homer's Oddysey, or Joyce's Oddysey or the Oddworld Oddysey?

Q: Please expound, for the benefit of aspiring young webcomic artists what you consider to be a good comic strip form. Explain how you deal with opening lines, punch lines and people being hungry.

Q: Free association time. Tell us what first comes in your mind when you read each of the following words:

Freud

Floppy Disk

Chris Achilleos

Utah

Penis

King (specifically the King of Sweden)


Q: Are stars a good symbol for physical aching? And if you feel so, explain your emotional condition when looking at the night sky.

Q: What is your favourite color? Green doesn't count.

[Emu]

When do you expect to be syndicated into a furry fetish publication?

[Rez]

http://comic.bostonandshaun.com/010.html

wuaugh.

there's three instances in less than 30 strips where it ends with "why do you have to make a point?"
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what do you want to be more than ANYTHING in the whole wide world?

what do you LOVE more than ANYTHING in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD?

is there anything you want to be SO BADLY you would do ANYTHING?

[FS]

Q: Do you find sudden obesity an arousing topic?

Q: Is Boston trying to fuck you? I mean, Shaun? I mean, you?

Q: Are you in love with Boston?

Q: Do you want Boston to fuck yOOOU DO DON'T YOU, YOU SICK FUCK YOU WISH YOU WERE A KANGAROO GETTING FATTER AND FATTER AND FUCKED IN THE FAT ASS BY A FAT FUCKING DRAGON YOU FILTHY DIRTY BASTARD FUCK AARAHGIAGHAIjlkajglajgpaojgpao*static*

[Shyandquietguy]

Are you a virgin when it comes to masturbating?

You are obviously a virgin, but the real question is: Do you have a plan for your sexual maturity?

Do you ever look at your past strips and wonder "Why did I make these?" out of a certain unfillment? You know, because you're a virgin and all?

[Chojin]

Q: Have you ever read 'Calvin and Hobbes'? Do you think the series could have improved from some serious fatting?

Q: When are you finally going to break down and have Boston and Shaun clumsily fuck?

Q: Who would make a 'bulking potion', and what practical purpose does such a concoction serve?

Q: In phase 2, right after Shaun becomes a full dragon, he can change into his human form at will. Why, then, does he need magic to turn him into a boy with a tail for 90 days? Also, during this period, he gets a magic crystal, which is never used. There is also a strip that is skipped near the end of Phase 2. Should your readers assume that this strip detailed how this crystal was lost deep within Boston's colon?

Q: When did your dignity finally die?

[Emu]

http://homepage.mac.com/tumult/boston.swf lol

[Ninjavenom]

Originally Posted by some Lando on the faggoty dragon forum

His mouth moved slowly down his tender body, moistening each scale and returning the picturesque shine that had been covered over in the course of his long journey. He took extra care when he reached his phallic area, as the tip was blackened and charred from his first sexual experience.

I'm stying dying of laughter from this line :O