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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 12:26 PM       
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Aw, why?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 12:36 PM       
You really have to ask?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 01:26 PM       
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Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 04:04 PM       
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Your name is short for exlax cause when people shit you, it causes them to get fucked up and shit over everything.
Wait, so you're saying that's why elx was compared to you? Because you do such things?
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 08:09 PM       
I don't think he's even trying anymore.
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Old Aug 5th, 2009, 09:25 PM       
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Wait, so you're saying that's why elx was compared to you? Because you do such things?
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I don't think he's even trying anymore.
Oh, you THINK?
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Old Aug 6th, 2009, 12:25 AM       
You always make it a special day for me. You know how, don't you? By just your being you. Whether you're in kindergarten or third grade or no grade at all or ANY grade at all, I like you just the way you are. I'll be back tomorrow. Bye.
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Old Aug 6th, 2009, 01:25 AM       
Oh hi there clement are you back again for yet another dose of internet attention?

If anyone is bored and wants to kill an hour or so here's the definitive list of Jonathan Clement threads to peruse if you can handle the awkwardness.
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Old Aug 6th, 2009, 01:40 AM       
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Old Aug 6th, 2009, 03:54 AM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 12:07 AM       
I'm disappointed in you, John. You went from hilarious cannonfodder, to just an incoherent, blubbery lump of a human. For shame.
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 12:15 AM       
I had an aquaintance from high school who acted more or less like you, Clement.

He was, of course, a homosexual
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 12:20 AM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 01:32 AM       
A homosexual furry
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 03:16 AM       
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I'm disappointed in you, John. You went from hilarious cannonfodder, to just an incoherent, blubbery lump of a human. For shame.
Oh, I'm still funny! See, I'm like one of those magic pictures that if you stare at it long enough, you see something!
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 10:23 AM       
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Oh, I'm still funny! See, I'm like one of those magic pictures that if you stare at it long enough, you see something!
Before... Maybe... Now... No...

I have to agree with GW. This new thread is so lame I doubt it is even worth making this post to point it out.
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 10:52 AM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 11:31 AM       
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good for you, sam
I do not like that Sam I am!
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 06:35 PM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 09:03 PM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 10:23 PM       
HEY EVERBODY




PARTY TIME

MISDEMONARS HERE TYEAH
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Old Aug 7th, 2009, 10:28 PM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2009, 12:32 AM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2009, 12:42 AM       
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