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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 06:46 PM       
I have made out with 6 guys before and I didn't like it any of the times really.

I've only made out with 7 girls by comparison.

But no guy has ever touched me naked and I would not allow such to occur as it makesd me grossed out.
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 08:16 PM       
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Old Dec 8th, 2005, 08:39 PM       
That's what I say to people after they perform felatio on me.

Actually, I don't. But hell, maybe I should start.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 03:39 AM       
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Is a man who gives other men head but not sex GAY or BI or neither?
I depends if they define themselves a preferrring only men or liking the best of both worlds.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 08:15 AM       
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Is a man who gives other men head but not sex GAY or BI or neither?
he's a cocksucker
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 01:40 PM       
I've certainly tried to suck my own.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 03:33 PM       
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Jack, how come you got mad at me because I told everyone you whipped out your wang in my bedroom and made them think you're gay? I'm so confused.
Well, you did neglect to mention that it was to prove my penis size.

I don't go around asking people to fuck me, and frankly, all the queers I've met around here are really iffeminate. I don't see how lack of experience matters.
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 04:12 PM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 05:21 PM       
M*A*S*H had some moments of bi-sexual innuendos, remember the time radar sucked BJ's cock because his name was Blow Job>

Great observation, ArrowX!
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 08:32 PM       
You know Winchester must have been a homo...
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 12:11 PM        grrrrr
Thats it kahljorn SHUT THE FUCK UP about anything gay. are you gay? oh no? then shut the hell up about something you know jack shit about. I may hear stories of other groups of people doing fucked up shit too, but i dont repeat the story everytime the topic of that group comes up.
NO i dont want a straight guy and i know the majority of men dont like other men. Goddamnit you ignorant fuck i ought to crush you! I for example am attracted to effeminate guys its what i dig and im a pretty much averager guy from looks and behaviour. So what does that make me? i dont like women. So im Biomosexual? lol Stop with the labeling now uuuugh its fucking ridiculous.
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 12:31 PM       


kahl aren't you a transsexual or something
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 02:03 PM       
woah. homo rage!
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Old Dec 15th, 2005, 03:28 PM       
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M*A*S*H had some moments of bi-sexual innuendos, remember the time radar sucked BJ's cock because his name was Blow Job>

Great observation, ArrowX!
Oh, my god.....the mental image I have.....that deformed hand giving a reach around......
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 02:23 PM       
Yes, emu. That was hilarious.

I seriously don't know if I should respond to that, even for entertainment purposes...
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 02:40 PM       
I often wonder what tips the balance for some people, you know the ones that regard themselves as bi and have relationships or whatever with both sexes and then something happens or they meet someone that just tips the balance and they go either way.

I also wonder how many men out there think they are gay yet eventually find no real satisfaction sleeping with men, how many of them think they are gay because they have never found a woman attractive, until one day they meet one that they have feelings for etc.

I think everyone needs some moment of clarity where they know what gender they prefer. It must be sad for those who never meet someone who makes them happy.

They've just passed a law over here granting gay couples the same legal rights as married couples. There are these people flashing rings and saying "we're married" etc. I don't really know what to think. Has it turned marriage into a piece of paper, a joke? Or has it opened up some bizare system, where people will be leaving their possessions to animals. Promises can be so easily broken nowadays. If these partnership ceremonies are meant to be similar to marriage in regards to legal rights, then will they be taken seriously? Or are they just another piece of paper, another statistic to be created?
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 05:44 PM       
slinky. it's marriage. period. how does it change your view on it just because the people who are married are of the same sex?

seriously. i don't get it.

plus, you could ask all those same questions about straight couples who are excited about just being married.

forgive me if you were being sarcastic or whatever, but i just can't understand why this issue bothers people so much and just how it cheapens anything or changes marriage into a joke.
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Old Dec 19th, 2005, 06:31 PM       
I think what Slinky's trying to say is that it isn't marriage, but that it is being paraded as if it is. That legal rights for gay couples cheapen marriage because they are the same in everything but name. Perhaps i'm reading too much into it, but it sounds like you're saying giving gay people this ersatz marriage will devalue it not because you're sharing the privilege with gay people, but because you're giving them a shallow imitation where just extending the ceremony to them would have sufficed. Because, strictly speaking, It isn't actually a marriage, but a 'civil partnership'. At least that's how I understand it, because otherwise Slinky is just a PREJUDICED HETEROBIGOT.
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Old Dec 20th, 2005, 05:18 AM       
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I think what Slinky's trying to say is that it isn't marriage, but that it is being paraded as if it is. That legal rights for gay couples cheapen marriage because they are the same in everything but name.
Yes thats what I meant.

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otherwise Slinky is just a PREJUDICED HETEROBIGOT.
Owch. I did not intend to come accross that way. I actually had a girlfriend for over a year. She got married recently, obviously not to me haha.
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