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FOR YEARS NOW SNUFFLEUPAGUS HAS PLAYED BACKSTAGE ROLES WHILE STUPID FAGETS (AND I USE THOSE TERMS LIGHTLY) LIKE BIG BIRD AND ELMO CONTINUE TO HOG THE LIMELIGHT, DEPRIVING GENUINELY TALENTED CHARACTERS SUCH AS SNUFFLEUPAGUS THE REAL ATTENTION AND FAME THAT THEY SO RICHLY DESERVE.
IT IS ABOUT TIME SNUFFLEUPAGUS DROPPED THIS BUNCH OF "ZEROS" AND STRUCK OUT ON HIS OWN TO BECOME A REAL "HERO". SNUFFLEUPAGUS CAN ONLY ACHIEVE THIS WITH THE HELP OF INDUSTRY AND HIS COMRADES, TAHT IS WHERE WE COME IN, WE PETITION FOR SNUFFLEUPAGUS TO HAVE HIS VERY OWN, 3 HOUR DVD, WITH THREE HOURS OF PURE SNUFF, AND THAT IS MORE, I DEMAND SNUFFLEUPAGUS TO BE ABLE TO GIVE US HIS OWN INSIGHTS INTO THIS SESAME STREET PROPAGANDA MACHINE WHERE HE HAS BEEN CHEWED UP AND SPAT OUT, NEVER GIVEN AN OPPURTUNITY TO BE GIVEN A FORUM TO DISPLAY HIS OWN TALENTS OTHER THAN THIS CORRUPT WORLD WHERE HIS CREATIVITY HAS BEEN STIFLED, AND TO BE FRANK, MADE OUT TO LOOK LIKE A TOTAL ASS, AND THE ONLY WAY I BELEIVE HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS IS IN A NO HOLDS BARRED DIRECTORS COMMENTARY WITH OLD SNUFF TELLING US WHAT
REALLY GOES ON ON THE SET.
THERE HAVE BEEN TICKLE ME ELMO DOLLS, GROUCH TRASH CANS, AND FUCKING KERMIT HAS HIS OWN HIT FUCKING SINGLE, WHILE ERNIE GETS TO WEAR SUNGLASSES AND PLAY SAX IN HIS VERY OWN RANGE OF FLUFFY TOY, WHILE SNUFFLEUPAGUS IS TOTALLY NEGLECTED. I BET THE HONCHOS OVER AT SS (SESAME STREET) ARE JUST FUCKING WAITING FOR HIM TO CRANK, I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF THEY ARE SCECRETLY PLOTTING TO HAVE ASSISANATED SUCH IS THE FUCKING CRAFTINESS AND CUNNINGNESS OF THOSE FUCKING SS (SESASME STREET) EXECS./
LETS SAVE SNUFF, UNLESS YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE ABLE TO LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AFTER YOU HAVE SPENT THE WHOLE NIGHT ROLLING AROUND IN BED NOT BEING ABLE TO SLEEOP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO DECIDE ON HOW YOU ARE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF ANOTHER DAY LIVING WITH SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT LOVE SNUFF IS WORSE THAN DEATH.
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