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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 12:42 PM        Ann Coulter is a fucking moron....
I don't think this can truly get said enough, but her latest column on the passing of Reagan really takes the cake. "Hagiography," or any other words in Max's vocab, can't even begin to cover this properly:

http://www.anncoulter.com/

"America's greatest president has gone home. God worked through Ronald Reagan on Earth and now He's taken him back."

I expedtec nothing less than this, however her facts are dishonest, because she tells half the story, and her typical attack on liberals is incredibly unfair.

"No thanks to liberals, I might add. More enraging than their revisionist history of Reagan, is liberals' revisionist history about themselves. Now liberals claim they liked Reagan at the time. This is extremely believable -- aren't we all fond of someone who regularly exposes us as liars, cowards and hypocrites? It's just human nature."

Stupid bitch. This is of course a no win situation, because if we chose to take this time to attack Reagan, we'd get called hateful and "soulless," as the oh-so righteous Sean Hannity called Ted Rall the other night.

I refrain out of respect for the dead, out of respect for those who survive him, and out of respect for those who truly believed in him and wish to celebrate him. This of course doesn't mean he is untouacable, just like a crippled war veteran isn't, either. This rotten bitch wants to chastize people for being respectful, and for marking their commonalities with Reagan, and she attacks them. I'll gladly call her worthless on the day she dies, she can count on it.
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 02:05 PM       
I read that entire article....I feel so dirty.
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 02:15 PM       
at the republican party weenies

So wait now that her Jesus died is there gonna be a republican apocolypse or something
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 03:26 PM       
I wonder if Reagan will rise on the third day? drooling oatmeal on his brand new burial suit.....
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 05:03 PM       
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This is of course a no win situation, because if we chose to take this time to attack Reagan, we'd get called hateful and "soulless," as the oh-so righteous Sean Hannity called Ted Rall the other night.
Rall's column said that Reagan is burning in hell right now. He's a fucking asshole and he doesn't speak for sensible liberals in any way, shape or form.

There probably won't be a "right" time to attack Reagan in the eyes of conservatives, but the majority of us are doing the right thing by refraining until people are finished mourning. We shouldn't be supporting people like Rall, anyway. He makes us look really, really bad. :/

EDIT: Just checked Rall's column again at his website and it looks like the part about roasting in hellfire has been removed. Interesting.
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 09:13 PM       
She's actually complaining that liberals tried to say something NICE about Reagan because he just died? What the fuck? I thought you were supposed to respect the dead. She's objecting to tactfulness?
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
what she is doing is not much better than people dancing on Reagan's grave for poltical gain. She is trying to demonize those of another political affiliation and using Reagan as the tool to do so.

This can easily be a time to unite people and try and see past our differences for five damned minutes. This bitch is just sleazy bussiness as usual.
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 10:16 PM        I dunno
Id stick it in her butt.
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 10:44 PM        Re: I dunno
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Id stick it in her butt.
I get a weird transsexual vibe from her, actually. Have you ever heard her voice?
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Old Jun 10th, 2004, 11:15 PM       
I get a similar vibe, Brandon. However, it might be fair, since I have such a mannish voice for being a woman myself.
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 08:45 AM       
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Rall's column said that Reagan is burning in hell right now. He's a fucking asshole and he doesn't speak for sensible liberals in any way, shape or form.
Right, but that's sort of my point, and it's the problem with Coulter. According to her, we are all thinking precisely what Ted Rall said, but we've been too ïdeologically defeated," or whatever, to do a thing about it. If we show respect for the dead, we're opportunists. If we don't, we're soulless.

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what she is doing is not much better than people dancing on Reagan's grave for poltical gain. She is trying to demonize those of another political affiliation and using Reagan as the tool to do so.
I don't know that I've seen anybody "dance on his grave" for gain. Ted Rall isn't gaining anything, and as Brandon pointed out, it would appear he has already censored himself.

There are plenty of people who are pointing out where they disagree with Reagan, yet they are mostly doing it in a respectful fashion.

I hate Ann Coulter.
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 01:10 PM        I suppose
I don't guess it matters so much if she is a tranny since I was aiming for the cornhole anyway.
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 01:41 PM       
that's just gross....I'll bet you wanna have butt sex with Katherine Harris too....
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 03:32 PM       


I want one now!!!!!!!!!1


SOme of her recorded messages(that she even recorded herself):

"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 04:07 PM       
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that's just gross....I'll bet you wanna have butt sex with Katherine Harris too....
They're all pink on the inside ... mostly.
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 04:45 PM       
Wouldn't there be a little brown on that end?
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 05:19 PM       
Days like these make me love politics.
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 05:25 PM       
Ya, references to anal sex pretty much make any topic interesting.
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Old Jun 11th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
Speaking of hot Republicans, I've always wanted to see Nancy Reagan dressed up in one of Frank Gorshin's old Riddler costumes.
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Old Jun 12th, 2004, 01:48 PM       
I'm thinking that she'd make a better Joker.
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