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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 07:44 PM        Halloween 2, really?
All right, I admit I did like the remake only because I like Rob Zombie and I like the people he works with.

But come on, man. It says Malcolm McDowell in the cast list. The dude is dead. (but of course in horror movies, you're never truly dead) Unless it's going to be major flashback footage, which is usually death for a horror movie.

And come on, sequels are 80% crap and so not as good as the original.

Check out this nothing listing:

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/film/1612

and this one:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1311067/

It says that this new movie will be told from Laurie's POV? Wow, does anyone really care about that?

Come on, Rob. Give us more House of 1000 Corpses craziness!

Anyone else heard about this??
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
his best movie still is the devils rejects i want more stuff like that
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Old Jan 10th, 2009, 10:31 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 03:07 AM       
Rob Zombie should be the one doing a friday the 13th remake
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 03:17 AM       
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But come on, man. It says Malcolm McDowell in the cast list. The dude is dead.
Obviously, you must not watch Heroes. Honestly, I'm surprised I do. But Malcolm died in that one, and he was back, and I feel I can't explain this without making myself look even nerdier.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 12:26 PM       
Any chance to see MacDowell is a good one.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 03:16 PM       
DEAR ROB ZOMBIE, PLEASE STOP MAKING MOVIES.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 04:01 PM       
Are you kidding? Malcolm McDowell is the man. My daughter is named Alex after his Clockwork Orange character. And no one could have given that role the attention it deserved but him.

(yeah, this shows my weird, but oh well)

I just thought it was funny that yet again another director falls into the "Hey, it worked once so let's do it one more time! Those moviegoers will pay even if it is a pile of crap."

Who knows, maybe it could work out...in that case I will get down on my knees and apologize. Or something of that nature.


Oh yeah, I have watched Heroes before. I know in the superhuman world, especially in comics, no one ever really dies. Ever.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 04:38 PM       
Maybe Rob Zombie thought it wasn't a pile of crap.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 09:46 PM       
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Are you kidding? Malcolm McDowell is the man. My daughter is named Alex after his Clockwork Orange character. And no one could have given that role the attention it deserved but him.

(yeah, this shows my weird, but oh well)
I believe you owe more to Stanley Kubrick than Malcolm McDowell. Or maybe Anthony Burgess for writing the book.
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Old Jan 11th, 2009, 11:20 PM       
Rob Zombie is a bitch
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 04:14 AM       
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DEAR ROB ZOMBIE, PLEASE STOP MAKING MOVIES.
After seeing his take on Halloween, I'm inclined to agree. My thoughts on Rob Zombie's "Halloween":
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/200...ies-halloween/

Either he should do original flicks (I enjoyed Devils Rejects, but not 1000 Corpses really) or go back to making music. He used to have some really entertaining music videos back when people still made music videos.
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 07:50 PM       
So, when the new Halloween 3 comes out do you think it will be about Myers or something else then?
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 08:06 PM       
Halloween 2 should be about Silver Shamrock.
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 08:07 PM       
HE SHOULD REMAKE HALLOWEEN 3 LIKE THAT ONE GUY REMADE PSYCHO.

SCENE FOR FUCKING SCENE.

It'd be the best movie he ever made.
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Old Jan 12th, 2009, 08:58 PM       
I hope it will be in 3D
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 10:39 AM       
Rob Zombie should make a film of him hanging himself. I still wouldnt pay to watch it but I would give it good reviews.
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Old Jan 13th, 2009, 07:10 PM       
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No way. That's the best one. If they ever dare to remake Halloween III: Season of the Witch, I might have to kill somebody.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 07:18 PM       
Man. This is ridiculous. I like Zombie and I trusted him going into the remake but it stunk - big time - and this will just be more of the same. Hopefully it will tank and he will move on to original material and then LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD ALONE!

I swear to the Gods below that if anyone touches Season of the Witch territory...Pednaud will have to choke a bitch.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 07:29 PM       
Your actually scaring me a little. Only because I think you might actually go on an anger spree if someone did butcher it.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 08:22 PM       
Pednaud, you and I can go on a murdering spree together and destroy anybody involved with the film. The climax of our actions will obviously result in us ripping Zombie apart like a wishbone.
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Old Jan 14th, 2009, 08:54 PM       
Why are people surprised that mike myers didn't die in the last movie? If you honestly thought they'd bother to remake the franchise and then just do one movie with mike myers dying in the end, you are an idiot.
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