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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 10:10 PM        Aliens USCM -vs- Starship Troopers MI
OK, who's more badass the US Colonial Marines or the Terran Mobile Infantry (The film's. The Book's MI could easily beat the hell out of both)?
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 10:34 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2009, 11:09 PM       
The Police Academy cops are way more badass than those two.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 11:00 AM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 12:35 PM       
I vote Matrix from Commando or The Man With No Name. ONE MAN ARMY IST KRIEG.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 10:12 AM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 11:14 AM       
As far as space marines go Warhammer 40k has the best.
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 07:16 PM       
no way the starship troopers(book) MI all carry mini-nukes as standard equipment PLUS THEY ARE LIKE THE ORIGINOLS OK
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Old Feb 5th, 2009, 10:53 PM       
Pretty sure the MI would destroy the USCM, but they're not as cool. Or funny. And the bugs aren't as cool as the xenomorphs
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 08:49 AM       
The MI has greater numbers, but they tried to conquer an entire planet without any armor or air support. Why didn't they just nuke it?
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 08:57 AM       
BECAUSE THE QUEENS ARE TOO DEEP UNDERGROUND TO BE AFFECTED BY NUKES
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 01:01 PM       
The movie left all the cool shit out. Probably because Verhoeven couldn't finish the damn book. In contrast, everyone in the cast of Aliens was required to read Starship Troopers.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 01:08 PM       
starship troopers was my least favorite heilein novel. i didn't even finish it.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 02:32 PM       
Who happens to suddenly look more like Burt Reynolds BUT THE FACTS REMAIN THE SAME
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:00 PM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:28 PM       
Na man. Its got to tapper off into points on the ends, but still damn close.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 03:36 PM       
You could be his younger brother or something.
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