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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 03:26 PM        Riddles
  • [list:90743a979b][list:90743a979b]If there are 5 Birds on the Wall
    How many can you shoot with 5 bullets and a guns?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 03:31 PM       
One, because the other 4 will fly away once they hear a gunshot.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 03:52 PM       
none, becuse you'll miss and the birds will fly away...


then you'll track them down and try to shoot them, but you miss each time because your aim sucks still, and you run out of bullets.

at this point the birds convene and decide to kill you, so they go off to contact winnie the pooh, who agrees to brutally rape and kill you.

you better watch your ass.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 04:12 PM       
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One, because the other 4 will fly away once they hear a gunshot.
That's correct! :D

I will post new riddle later.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 04:32 PM       


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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 05:08 PM       
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  • [list:7604d79c94][list:7604d79c94]How many letters are in the alphabet?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 06:19 PM       
eight.

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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 06:21 PM       
7 or 11, depending who you ask.

7, if you mean each unique letter (meaning you aren't counting repeats), and 11 if you are.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 06:36 PM       
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7 or 11, depending who you ask.

7, if you mean each unique letter (meaning you aren't counting repeats), and 11 if you are.
Not bad, Jamesman. It's 11 as in "the alphabet"
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 06:42 PM       
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One, because the other 4 will fly away once they hear a gunshot.
What if the birds are deaf? Or kiwis? Or penguins?

I just pictured four penguins run like fucking hell. You should too.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 07:09 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 07:14 PM       
Penguins can't run, they would flop on their bellies and wriggle themselves away.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 08:22 PM       
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 08:23 PM       
Penguins... Riddles...

CAN WE STOP MENTIONING BATMAN VILLAIN STUFF ALREADY?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 10:04 PM       
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You, sir, you're the true riddle king! I shall
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Old Feb 22nd, 2003, 10:55 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 12:21 AM       
If there was ever a Batman movie starring the cast of this message board, I think Captain Robo would be a good Robin.

Half of you fuckers would have no lines, wear shirts that say "HENCHMAN" and would carry boxes back and forth for the Penguin
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 12:29 AM       
"Chris Farley would've been a good batman."
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Old Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:34 AM       
Heh, I would like to hear this one: "I LIVE IN THE BATCAVE DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
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