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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 08:09 PM       
DEAR SHRUBFEST:

ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
APPRECIATE IT WHEN I TRAVEL 8,240 MILES
TO COME AND STALK YOU

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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 08:14 PM       
I await with baited breath.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 08:16 PM       
I'm 'baiting just thinking about it.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 08:29 PM       
Roses are red
Violets are blue
sam uses sarcasm
which gives me an orgasm

e: but he's not worth spending more than 5 seconds of poem writing on.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 08:37 PM       
I WASN'T USING SARCASM JUST NOW
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 09:01 PM       
I COULD WRITE THESE ALL NIGHT.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 09:19 PM       
Might as well go for the record then.
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Old Feb 6th, 2009, 09:37 PM       
For Sam:

Roses are red,
McDonald's sells fries
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by rolling his eyes.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 05:51 PM       
Roses are red
And I must say
This site sure gets sarcastic
On Valentine's Day

(And the rest of the year).
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 06:06 PM       
Mainly because it's sentinent.
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Old Feb 9th, 2009, 07:39 PM       
We had to write valentine's day themed rhyming couplets today in one of my classes, and this was one of mine:

The one thing that reminds me of us,
Is whenever I pee, I shoot pus.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 01:57 PM       
I've decided that I'm taking myself out this valentine's day, because word on the street is that I'm easier than instant oatmeal and I'm pretty sure I'll get lucky. I'm taking myself to see the new Friday the 13th movie because nothing says "I love you" like disemboweling teenagers.

On an unrelated note, the best VD present I ever got was a carton of cigarettes. I'm romantic like woah.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 02:09 PM       
You got VD from cigarettes?
Man, that sucks.
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 02:13 PM       
No, I got a carton of cigarettes as compensation for VD. There was even a hallmark card, "Sorry I burned you, here, have some cancer."
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 09:25 PM       
I still like the Pac Man and Ms. Pac Man card that read 'I'm tired of playing with myself, can I play with you?'
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Old Feb 12th, 2009, 11:22 PM       
Yeah, Ms. Pac-Man is hawt. (nsfw)

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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 02:53 AM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 09:26 PM       
I'm spending Valentine's Day with my mom and brother, hacking and blowing my nose (I've spent all week sick thanks to my friend who I really do like, but wish she'd warn me she was sick before she hugs me). I have three people I want to give cards to, two of which it looks like I won't see that day. The third (my boyfriend) will be by for about ten minutes.

Oh yes, my brother brought word on two kids he knew using the carnation sales at school for a matchmaking experiment. They sent one to a boy and one to a girl, the boy's flower signed to have come from the girl and the girl's flower signed from the boy. It sounds like the setup to a lame Disney movie.
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Old Feb 13th, 2009, 09:32 PM       
Let me know if they end up switching identities for the weekend.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 07:15 AM       
My girlfriend made me this for Valentines day. Doesn't really make up for the fact that she is 10 000 miles away and I wont get sex, but it's still pretty damn good.

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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 07:29 AM       
I am trying to muster up the enthusiasm to conquer the huge amount of work i have to do.

And I'm on my own.
Might get drunk later.
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 07:59 AM       
zhukov: I made a Mario cross-stitch towel to go in the bf's bathroom on his birthday. I think the pattern is from the same place (sprite stitch?)
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Old Feb 14th, 2009, 12:14 PM       
My valentine's day present to myself:

Because nobody loves me as much as I do (apart from my Mum and Dad). Isn't he sex? And he'll take me wherever I want to go, no arguments. I can't wait to sit on him and feel him up.
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