Oh, the Fucktards I Have Known!

[Triad-Brother Fu]

Brother Max? Is tropical a bitch boy?

[Vexation]

The Mad Max Review.

When I first heard of this legend, Mad Max, I was so very eager to meet this person. The one person who everyone loves to despise.
My frist impression showed me a man so desperate for any sort of attention that he stalks the message boards, and attacks without mercy, with all the fury, and power of an enraged inchworm.

Mad Max is about as annoying as a bad cough. It bugs you, and might interupt your daily life, but that is all.
His catch-phrase "fucktard" is unoriginal, his insults trite.
Overall, his insults remind me of Middle-School students trying to act tough.

We can only hope that reality sets in for Mad Max, and he must face the real world. With a fucktard on his lips, and a dildo in his hand, he must venture forth from his parent's house, and become a man.

No doubt his scathing remark is chosen at random from his bag'o'insults, and he might even alter it a bit to fit me.
Either that or I have just gained myself a Fucktard.

[Dole]

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES

[BAPE]

[center:fd5fa76727]hey gang i see mad max is back he is stirring up trouble for those who dont know he is an enemy of mockers vets that is what will you do call me a ftard too bring it on maybe you thought i was small potatoes before mad max but if you want to take this to mock wars this will be the fight of your life you better have more than ftard up your sleeve thats all i have to say am i right guys you may be just the last newbie i need to prove myself here i mean as one of the big contenders if you go down maybe i will get a title i will do whatever it takes mad max wont know what hit him haha what is evil enterprise

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[Carnivore]

I like Vexation already. He reminds me of me.

It would seem that Max has returned for another round of juvenile insult flinging that will, doubtlessly, culminate in his announcing that it is no longer worth his time trading barbs with inferiors and beating a hasty retreat. I wish I could participate this time, but I won't have much free time until Monday at the earliest. Therefore, this will have to run its course without me this time around. I urge all Mockers (note I said Mockers, not posters) to contribute a post or two if you have the time. The more intelligent people involved, the sooner Max will grow bored (i.e. be soundly defeated) and depart.

[Spectre X]

Tonberry is actually really kicking Max's ass. As is Vexation.


This is an awesome thread.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Carnivore

I urge all Mockers (note I said Mockers, not posters) to contribute a post or two if you have the time. The more intelligent people involved, the sooner Max will grow bored (i.e. be soundly defeated) and depart.

Like that's gonna happen, I think we should just keep on as we are by flinging cannon fodder at him till he tires & hibernates for another month & a half...

[Rongi]

I find it very comedic that mad max thinks himself above all of us and he thinks he is a complete genious but really he is just an extremely bored 7th grader with time on his hands. And probably semen.

[kellychaos]

And ... in conclusion ...

[Anonymous]

Triad: Bitch Boy

Tropical: Fucktard

Vexation: Carnivore keep your fuckin' bitch in line before I have to slap the fuckin' cunt.

Dole: Fucktard

BAPE: Next time make your fuckin' post coherrent and actually have something worthwhile to say fucktard.

Carnivore: Of course you like Vexy, he lets you fuck him in the ass like the bitch he is. Kinda like how you let Protoclown do that to you, fucktard. Won't have time until Monday eh? Gee I guess those NAMBLA conventions are a weekend thing for you.

Spectre X: This is REALLY sad. You used to be a LOT better at this. Now look at you, you rely on just cheering other fucktards on, because you're too fuckin' pathetic to do anything yourself. Get the fuck outta this thread fucktard.

Pub Lover: Yeah keep on as you are, blowing and fisting each other. Fucktard.

Rongi: I am above all of you, for one thing I know how to actually spell "genius". Way to show your stupidity, you semen guzzling fucktard!

kellychaos: Fucktard.

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
We don't insult, we just speak the truth!

[Rongi]

if i post again i will get something written about me but it won't be any different than the last thing he said about me!

[Matt Harty]

i stayed out of this thread out of fear for mad maxs wrath

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Rongi

if i post again i will get something written about me but it won't be any different than the last thing he said about me!

He's actually a random word generator.

[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Pub Lover: Yeah keep on as you are, blowing and fisting each other. Fucktard.

Thank you for the support.

& that was a pretty rainbow you had going on there.

[Rongi]

hey i can do this too!

Matt Harty - You're dumb!

Jixby Phillips - You're gay!

Spectre X - You're dumb and gay!

Tropical - You're a pedophile!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Everybody on this board is a dumb, gay pedophile laughing emoticon!

[Matt Harty]

rongi its painful enough when madmax does it

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, but Rongi, When Mad Max does it he's being original, as no one has acted like that before, when you or I do it, we're just fucktards & fags with little or nothing to redeem us. ;(

[the[Hitman]]

it easier to post in this thread then read it.

i've never heard the term fucktard used so many times by a person who is a fucktard.

[Sajuuk]

hey i can do this too!

Matt Harty - You're dumb!

Jixby Phillips - You're gay!

Spectre X - You're dumb and gay!

Tropical - You're a pedophile!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Everybody on this board is a dumb, gay pedophile laughing emoticon!

[Matt Harty]

THE PAIN

[Pub Lover]

WTF Sajuuk, that was retarded even by I-Mockery fucktard standards.

[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by Mad Max

Spectre X: This is REALLY sad. You used to be a LOT better at this. Now look at you, you rely on just cheering other fucktards on, because you're too fuckin' pathetic to do anything yourself. Get the fuck outta this thread fucktard.

[Emu]

When has Sajuuk ever said anything even close to coherant?

[Pub Lover]

When have you?

[Esuohlim]

I like how Mad Max replaces the "g" in fucking with an apostrophe because it really adds to his intimidating demeanor. Also, putting fifty or so cuss words in a sentence is not at all a thing pre-teens do to act cool because they just learned how and I like that too.

Hey Mad Max those fucktards and bitch boys you're throwing out at us are top notch stabbing insults and I think it's safe to say that there's nothing but a room full of hurt feelings when you're around, I can assure you. I'd like to join you in your quest for posting things on the Internet that are OBVIOUSLY pissing people off around here what do you say?