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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 12:09 AM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
A mormon came by the house and told me that there were still a couple hundred heaven allocations remaining ... so I bought a time share.
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Old Aug 31st, 2003, 03:41 AM       
Marilyn, enlighten us further with your infinite knowledge of divine entities by beginning a thread on the topic in the Philosophy forum.
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Old Aug 31st, 2003, 05:45 AM       
Guardian Angel


I have a guardian angel,

who has a fuzzy face.
she likes to press her cold nose
right upon my face.
She gives me sheltie kisses,
and helps tuck me into bed.
Then she rests right down beside me
and lays down her own sweet head.


She snuggles up beside me
and whispers in my ear,
"I love you little child
you have nothing to ever fear,
for I will be watching over you
all through out the night."

"I will watch the shadows,
as they creep across the wall
and listen for the little mouse
that might run down the hall".
"I will bark to warn your mom and dad
if something seems a little queer.

No need to worry that a burglar
may break in our home my dear".

So you see I know that I am safe
and loved by my furry sheltie friend.
She'll always be right by my side
until our journeys end.

By: Lucia Marie Crane

copyright 1998
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Old Aug 31st, 2003, 09:33 AM       
My dog just sniffs my balls.
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Big McLargehuge Big McLargehuge is offline
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Old Aug 31st, 2003, 04:51 PM       
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I will bark to warn your mom and dad
if something seems a little queer.
Does this mean that if the child tries teh gaysecks the dog will alert the parents?
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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 06:37 PM       
"What's that, boy? Johnny's in the well?!"
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