Originally Posted by Helm
I also noticed that may hair's real long. Will I beat blob?
Dream not, you neanderthal looking thingy. You will not. For I have the fastest growing hair on earth, and I have pictures to prove that I do not need any toilet paper, neither.
But rest assured you have more facial and body hair than I do.
And a bigger penis, although most probably nothing comparable to OAO's.
(now will you please forgive my leaving for a while as I print your pics and go masturbate in my cave with a carved mammoth bone)