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Old Jul 5th, 2003, 03:44 PM        Worst Drivers EVAR OMG
Fucking inconsiderate, terrible drivers. Everyone on the road should die.

Worst of all those soccer moms and their mutant offspring. They can't fucking drive. These people were obviously created in labs because they're half cyborg. Their cell-phones appear to be a part of their head and their SUVs have so much navigational equipment and electronic features, they're like space ships for these beings to shuttle people to all kinds of strange functions like "cookie bakes" and "PTA meetings"

Ugh those teenagers who drive their bigass Mercedes Benz their fucking rich parents bought them for graduation. All I got for fucking graduation was "ITS GRADUATION! DO LAUNDRY YOU L0S0RX!" all my friends got cars, keys for new apartments, 5,000 Francs as a "WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU CHILD!" present from their dumb parents.

What I really can't stand are people who ride 3 inches from my back bumper thinking they can intimidate me into going faster. I hate tailgaters! I've gotten so fed up with them in the past couple of years, I slam on my brakes when I'm being tailgated. Then they're forced into the center lane or shoulder where they inevitably get stuck and can't merge back in. If they hit me, the law is on my side <----- " "

Here it seems like no one knows how to use turn signals. They never use them unless they accidentally hit them and don't hear the "click click click" so they drive for like 5 miles with the damn signal on and people are pulling out in front of them left and right and they're all screaming and flipping each other off and man..it's fuckin pandemonium on the busy streets.

those contemptible, cantankerous curs, bug-eating beagles, who just had their 17th birthday driving their cars cluelessly while having their windows rolled down and blasting this fucking song by Nelly:

NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, OH, BABY YOU KNOW IM CRAZY OVER YOU. NELLY I ....NEED YOU, NELLY I...LOVE YOU, I DO..

If I ever see them anywhere near our street I will bash their head against the wall with a fucking tack hammer then use the sharp part to rake their eyeballs and rub it all over their fucking faces while singing: WAKE ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO GO.

According to my dumb brother, most Swiss drivers don't even bother to go through drivers ed - they just get their licenses at 17 and roll with it. That's pretty fucked up. However, it explains why I see so many nice cars that are all dented up when I drive downtown.

I think it's mostly the old people and teenagers who can't drive for shit. Especially the teenagers. The fucked-up tales I used to hear. "Man, I got pulled over for being <insert race here>." Bullshit, they got pulled over for being dumbasses behind the wheel.

Those fucking kids who get their license at a young age. 16, 18 years old- it doesn't really matter. Either way you're a dumb hoe. (Actually, a hoe is a gardening tool)

LOL @ YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSION RIGHT NOW.
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