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Old May 24th, 2005, 12:30 AM       
Mace Windu could have killed the Emperor and would have had Anakin not intervened. Mace was the second most powerful Jedi Master.

Yoda could have killed the Emperor, but he was racing against the clock a bit. As soon as they started tearing up the Senate chambers, it was only a matter of time before the clone troopers started pouring in. Then the odds would be decidedly against him.
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Old May 24th, 2005, 12:52 AM       
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Old May 24th, 2005, 01:07 AM       
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Mace Windu could have killed the Emperor and would have had Anakin not intervened. Mace was the second most powerful Jedi Master.

Yoda could have killed the Emperor, but he was racing against the clock a bit. As soon as they started tearing up the Senate chambers, it was only a matter of time before the clone troopers started pouring in. Then the odds would be decidedly against him.
By virture of being the 2nd most powerful Jedi master still doesn't mean Mace was strong enough to kill the Emperor. I'm not a huge Star Wars buff but I found it pretty obvious what was going on. If Mace was so damn good he would have disabled Anakin and killed the Emperor - but he didn't... his pussy ass got gatt3d!
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Old May 24th, 2005, 01:41 AM       
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What did they mean about qui-gon and learning to commune with the dead? Did Qui-Gon discover how to appear as that blue spirit? I guess he wasn't so useless after all....
it hadn't really clicked with me until you said that. now that you've said that though, it just seems like another instance where Lucas is covering his ass by throwing a two second explanation at us. another "wipe that protocol droid's memory" moment.
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Old May 24th, 2005, 02:51 AM       
Yeah its just to explain how Yoda and Obi- Wan talk to Luke from beyond the grave. Quin only talked to Yoda because yoda knew the skill apparently which is why Obi needed to learn so he could talk to quin too. So who taught Luke?
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Old May 24th, 2005, 03:46 AM       
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Old May 24th, 2005, 08:33 AM       
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when anakin answered the kids question with a lightsaber some guy in the audience squealed with excitment.
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I squealed with delight when anakin was about to kill the younglings.
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Old May 24th, 2005, 08:43 AM       
I read somewhere that the book adaptation features C3PO going on about how he's going to tell Leia about all the great adventures her parents had and blah blah blah, so that's why NYPD Blue decides to wipe his memory.

It kind of takes some of the humour out of it to think of it that way, but I was hoping for a bit of Empire Strikes Back style "shut the fuck up Threepio"'s in this one.
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Old May 24th, 2005, 01:39 PM       
Just a thought since we've brought up Mace owning the Emperor but Yoda lost:

There's one line that kinda brought this into question from the second movie; "...as wise as Master Yoda and as powerful as Master Windu..."

That line did raise my eyebrow for a few seconds, as if the second movie were trying to imply that Mace were more powerful than Yoda, but Yoda was smarter...

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Old May 25th, 2005, 01:03 AM       
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Old May 25th, 2005, 01:46 AM       
captain picard is TOTALLY better than captain kirk you guys
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Old May 25th, 2005, 03:56 AM       
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Old May 25th, 2005, 09:20 AM       
Alright, I just downloaded a torrent of star wars. But, I don't have the correct codec to see the video, only listen to the sound. I downloaded the codec pack from microsoft but it didn't fix it. Where can I get the tools to watch this?
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Old May 25th, 2005, 10:37 AM       
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Old May 25th, 2005, 11:00 AM       
yeah dude were not gonna help you commit a CRIME
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Old May 25th, 2005, 04:53 PM       
I just found out today that Lucas is suing BitTorrent for providing users a way to steal his movie. Well, let them take the fall...

Anyway, my computer teacher taught me how to watch movies that need codecs you can find, so I'm using DivX Player.
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Old May 25th, 2005, 06:45 PM       
Would you steal a car? Would you rob a bank? What makes you think stealing movies is any different! Piracy is a crime punishable by law! Stop movie piracy!

Or we can use this one: This is joe, he's a stage hand, and he makes movies. He works for a living on movies you watch every day. Do you really want to take food out of Joe's children's mouths? Dont steal movies!!
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Old May 25th, 2005, 07:27 PM       
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Old May 26th, 2005, 04:07 AM       
I finally saw it and managed to ignore everyone that was trying to ruin it for me. This was the coolest fucking movie in a long time. I almost creamed my pants when that general robot thing pulled out 4 fucking lightsabres.

Anyone who hated this movie is a cynical cockfucking douchebag was obviously never a kid.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 09:12 AM       
I've seen the movie three times now, and I can't help myself from laughing everytime I hear "NOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Old May 26th, 2005, 01:10 PM       
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/b...ts/4575291.stm

Wonder how long it takes for that video to make it to the internet.
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Old May 26th, 2005, 02:20 PM       
How do star wars fans manage to be such raging idiots?
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Old May 26th, 2005, 02:31 PM       
God i hope that video hits the internet :<
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Old May 26th, 2005, 08:13 PM       
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Would you steal a car? Would you rob a bank? What makes you think stealing movies is any different! Piracy is a crime punishable by law! Stop movie piracy!

Or we can use this one: This is joe, he's a stage hand, and he makes movies. He works for a living on movies you watch every day. Do you really want to take food out of Joe's children's mouths? Dont steal movies!!
YEah I'd steal a car and rob a bank with the stolen car, so why not steal movies. Movies are free free free
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Old May 26th, 2005, 09:24 PM       
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