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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 11:48 AM       
Rage.

You need to be muted...
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 12:01 PM       
seriously chubbs, shut the fuck up.
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 12:14 PM       
Chubbs?

Tell me what my name even means. =[

All I was trying to do was be helpful, well enough of that.

Fuck you all.
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 04:57 PM       
so you're leaving then? bye
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Old Jun 27th, 2005, 08:19 PM       
So, I thought I'd give the mission I'm stuck at another try. So I teamed up with Ben Affleck

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and his idiot friends. After a crushing defeat I thought I'd give it another try, but Ben left and I was stuck with recruitment duty. There was only one monk in the area. This is pretty much how the conversation went:

Monk: Will join any group for 2K
Idiot temmate (on common channel): hey per arneget monky monk
Me: I would, but the cuntflap wants 2K. And you're talking in the common channel.
Idiot temmate (still on common channel): rly! :o thats bad
Me: Yeah, I know.

(Ten seconds pass)

Idiot temmate (guess which channel): hey perarne get monky monk hes monk!
Me: Yeah, that's the guy who wants 2K. You're still on the common channel.
Idiot temmate (well, you know): oh

We decided to switch district, where another teammate, Conn the Worrior, became team leader. I said there was no way we could do this without a monk, and asked him to recruit one. So he recruited a warrior. I told him that wasn't quite the kind of monk I was thinking about, and Conn fired him. Then he hired a ranger. Once again, I suggested that this might not be a monk either, and Conn kicked him off the team. Then he grabbed another warrior, entered the mission, and we all died within three minutes. I told them I was so displeased with them I would move to Europe, and I did.

Now I might have found the solution to my problem: German people.



True to stereotype, Germans are coordinated and effective, and almost never rush head-first into a pack of minotaurs.



They don't really mind my lackluster German skills or my occasional English, and we got all the way to the end of the mission.



But no further
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 12:03 AM       
You guys are all on the same missions as me. =/

Well I have beaten them, but I need to go back and capture some skills.

Seriously I could help you guys do this if you want to stop pretending like you're hardcore.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 12:22 AM       
Why not just do missions with the NPC healer? Granted, a whole party of NPCs is without coordination, but surely 1 or 2 to fill the gaps beats having to deal with a bunch of jackasses online.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 12:38 AM       
Unfortunatly for these 3 particular missions unless you have 8 hours to spend on each one, you have to put up w/ those jack asses
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 01:44 AM       
Chugs, want to be my friend? Want to trade Guild Wars knowledge and let my younger brother play with your inactive account? We could even talk over msn and discuss what kind of music we like. I bet we'd have a great time. We'll be bestest internet buddies and you will never have to feel alone ever again.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 02:23 AM       
No actually.

And I stopped reading after I read the first 6 words.

I just thought that since you guys need to do this mission I could be a nice guy and have a competent group to play w/ so that I could cap some skills, But seeing how you guys are to stuck up on doing it yourself you can play w/ all the American 12 year olds who play this game.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 03:01 AM       
yeah man, when I turned 13 I thought those 12 year olds were stupid too.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 03:24 AM       
When you get a job and get some kids you can stop coming to a forum.
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 05:13 AM       
chugs you suck
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 05:35 AM       
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When you get a job and get some kids you can stop coming to a forum.
Why I believe you are making fun of yourself you doodie head stupid stupid.

I honestly wish I could play an on-line game, but I'm too lazy to replace the cable that my Dad crushed. Again! That and I need to save my money (even though it's free net-play and would probably run on my computer!)
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Old Jun 28th, 2005, 10:21 PM       


BATTLE-ACTION NAOKI



:c

In other news, there was this Korean guy that joined us. Here's the english word he knew.



So when he did something we liked, we would reward him in similar fashion.



I feel about as smart as when I communicate with cats.



Lammy White, XTREME MONK, makes it to Yak's.



Meanwhile, Ascalon City continues to bustle with life.







ALSO MEANWHILE, In Kryta:



Stefan [Fighter Henchman] on the dating scene.



Eggyolk, Disco Inferno.

Pop ascends!



I think I did a thing that I shouldn't have done.



Five dollars if you can figure out what's going on in this scene.
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 02:41 AM       
That's right. You don't mess with Miss Fabulous, or KRAKOW!
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 04:18 AM       
dear god no
sweet lord of mercy no

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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 07:03 AM       
I think it's naoki :o
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Old Jun 29th, 2005, 12:37 PM       
What the hell, are you that guy from CoH?
I was The Pissed Viking. You were that glowing flamboyant juggernaught.
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 12:08 AM       
Yo soy nueve hombre. I like scrabble and long walks on the beach. Say hello to the whitest man in the known universe! I have no soul.

"I don't know who he is, but he sure is surprised about something."


This is justice served COLD with a side of BURNING RAGE and POTENTIALLY LIFE THREATENING sauce.


ps i'm Jago/Nosfer...i know it's not important but you don't have to say it like that
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 12:38 AM       
welcome to [VETS] the guild
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 01:22 AM       
Why does this game look like a contest to see who can make the most flamboyant characters and amusing screencaps the revolve around dancing? Sure, that's all good and fun, but I don't quite see a whole lot of "game" going on here. I could do the same thing with Barbie's Fashion Adventure and it would cost me less and I would encounter less idiots while playing it.

Speaking of which, it's nice to see the fact that the game has no monthly fees greatly increases the number of faggots you encounter when trying to play and enjoy your game. Not to say WoW doesn't have its share of dumb-dumbs, but at least the pay-to-play weeds out a good amount of retards.


Seriously, Chojin spent, like, an hour trying to sell me this game over WoW, and I was actually interested. But now that this thread is building up, I think you guys just destroyed anything positive he had to say about it. Talk about the game more, you asshats.
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 01:31 AM       
If we did, it would end up like the WOW thread. It isn't interesting to ramble on about the game's plot or game schematics in the least, so I don't post on my INTERNET ENTERTAINMENT BOARD just so I can be boring. You have all the money in the world, so go buy a copy and see if you like it yourself. Cunt.

If things start to calm down here at PNKO I'll make a site for the guild and THERE I would feel secure about making the occasional informative post. ;<
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 07:47 AM       
For those of you not IN THE KNOW, I banned Chugs.



Manus Marus, Maul Stonecrusher, Pop N Ko, Liege Lord Helm, and Naoki Fabulous would like to invite you on a trip to scenic VETLAND!



Day 3. Helm forgot to bring the GORP. He's forced to sit in the tent and watch us make stew. Of which he may have NONE. Naoki is on dish duty.



Day 5. Lost the ability to put fake polaroid edges on our trip pictures. Met this guy with the best hat EVER. We killed him, but argue constantly among ourselves over who gets to wear it. We decided on shifts, but Marus tends to wear it 'just until the next hill' or some other crap. He will die in his sleep.





Scenes from this summer's blockbuster hit, VETS: WILD, NAKED, AND UNTAMED.



PEER PRESSURE! PEER PRESSURE!



OH FABBO, DARLING.



YATTA!



CHEERS TO YOU, RANDOM GUY IN TOWN.



Please welcome a new vet, Captain upside-down stoplight.
"Yo."



Why, it's Chugs!





uh oh the bored line its a vet maneuver for sure but the newbs can never use it right haha when will they learn




IT IS A MISTAKE TO SIT DOWN NEAR A VET.







The locals are getting suspicious.



This guy wants nothing to do with this.



But oh, that elementalist does.

[Chugger Naught has left the game]



"...Well, this is awkward."

"I'll say."
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Old Jun 30th, 2005, 08:15 AM       


The Mad Max sun sets fire to another statue. EVIL EMPIRE. BANNED 5 TIMES FUCKTARDS



FSCK ARE WE ROKKIN OR WHAT



HOTT




Chojin explains to our newest recruit, Captain upside-down stoplight how it is in this guild. No objections.



There is much rejoicing.



Later on, we eat a pig.



And marvel at the wonderful scenery.



Haha chojin watch it with that fire sword lol
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