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Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 09:19 PM       
Why do you people read too far into things?
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Old Sep 28th, 2007, 12:45 PM       
Well if he is talking about ravioli stuffed with lobster, this could be a very good thing. However, with the people around here It could be something totaly dif.......
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Old Sep 30th, 2007, 06:37 PM       
*giggles* I'm new here! ^^

Name- Yes I do have one! =D
Age- 15 (it SUCKS!)
job- Currently nothing, but I want to be a waitress! =^^=
where are you at?- A very special place
how did you find out about this site?- I was uhhh….I don't think you wanna know, you guys seem a bit young *laughs*
why did you start posting- huh?
Level of Educ.- High school girl XD
Income- $10 a fucking month
hobbies- Anime, bondage, contradiction, TV, phoning friends, the usual. OH! And I'm going to rule the world one day!!!!
fav. music/band- Korn, Trance, Metal, Nightwish, and everything else
fav. book- Twillight
fav. movie- The Invisible
Fav. Video Game- I….have never played one
fav. food- ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who do you hate the most on this board- Uhhh…*picks a name randomly* Brian!!!
In high school you were voted most likely to...- fall down the stairs… o.o;;;

OTHER THINGS:

-I'm bi. Or…am I..?
-I'm a pervert, so watch out.
-if you didn't know, I'm a girl
-I hope you guys will talk tome
-I'm submissive. Hahaha-I'm done.

Any questions/comments are welcome. And…*hugs!!*
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Old Sep 30th, 2007, 07:13 PM       
I take it back, having new people here is a shitty idea.

Gadzooks please come home
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Chojin Chojin is offline
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Old Sep 30th, 2007, 08:54 PM       
KITTY I ASSUME THE EVIL CHEESE HAS SENT YOU ¬_¬ ¬_¬ ¬_¬ VERY WELL

BEGIN THE RITE OF INITIATION!

GUITAR WOMAN
BRING THE MONKEY CROWN TO THE ALTAR

LIGHT THE SEVEN SIMIAN CANDLES

WE GONNA HAVE A SÉANCE ^^;;;;;;
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Old Sep 30th, 2007, 09:01 PM       
YES FOR I GUITAR WOMAN AM THE KING AND QUEEN OF PIGGIES AND WILL DO JUST THAT

COME, KITTY, DRINK DEEP OF THE PIE BLOOD SO YOU MAY BECOME ONE OF US ^_^
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 12:56 AM       
so I heard you where a pervert kitty?
wanna see my dick?
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 03:12 AM       
Credevo
di essere soltanto
svanita
e distratta
ma dicono tutti che son diventata
un pò matta.
La testa
mi gira cantando veloci
parole
ed eccomi qui
sono pesci più rossi del sole.
Vivo così
con i miei pensieri diventati
pesci rossi imprigionati
vivo così.
Vivo così
con questa testa inondata
d'acqua verde come il mare
vivo così.
Desideri, volontà son volati
dove non so pensare
più non potrò cantare
solo
vivo così
tra pesci rossi ed argentati
come pensieri vellutati
dalla lunga coda blu.
Ricordo
lontana lontana
una sera soltanto
fu quando la testa mi prese
a suonare d'incanto.
Credevo che fossero voci, pensieri o parole
ma erano invece dei pesci più rossi del sole.
Desideri, volontà son volati
dove non so pensare
più non potrò cantare
solo
vivo così
tra pesci rossi ed argentati
come pensieri vellutati
dalla lunga coda blu
dalla lunga coda blu
dalla lunga coda blu

I believed
of being only
vanished
and distracted
but they say all that son become
a matta .
The head
it turns to me singing fast
words
and eccomi here
they are more red fish of the sun.
Alive therefore
with my thoughts it becomes to you
red fish imprison to you
alive therefore.
Alive therefore
with this overflowed head
of green water like the sea
alive therefore.
Desires, will son flies to you
where I do not know to think
more I will not be able to sing
only
alive therefore
between red fish and it silverplates to you
like vellutati thoughts
from the long blue tail.
Memory
far far
one evening only
it was when the head we took to me
to play of spell.
I believed that they were voices, thoughts or words
but they were instead of the more red fish of the sun.
Desires, will son flies to you
where I do not know to think
more I will not be able to sing
only
alive therefore
between red fish and it silverplates to you
like vellutati thoughts
from the long blue tail
from the long blue tail
from the long blue tail

http://scopitones.blogs.com/scopiton...pescirossi.mov
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vivo così
tra pesci rossi ed argentati
come pensieri vellutati
dalla lunga coda blu
dalla lunga coda blu
dalla lunga coda blu
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 11:28 AM       
guys fuck theres a perverted girl lets get sme nudes
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 11:18 PM       
[quote=Kitty;505820]*giggles* I'm new here! ^^


hobbies- Anime, bondage, contradiction, TV, phoning friends, the usual. OH! And I'm going to rule the world one day!!!!


OTHER THINGS:

-I'm bi. Or…am I..?
-I'm a pervert, so watch out.


Are you free this weekend?
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Swallow the pills, Sham, and this will all be over.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2007, 10:59 AM       
kITTY COME BACK AND POST I'M ABOUT TO BUST A NUT HERE
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 03:00 AM       
Name- Undead

Age- 31


job Nursing Assistant FT / Blockbuster PT


where are you at? Florida


how did you find out about this site? From link @ SomethingAwful


why did you start posting- I wanted to enter a contest.


Level of Educ.- Back in college as we speak.


Income- $Not nearly e-fucking-nough a year


hobbies- Hiking, Writing, Combining good liquor and bad 80's horror movies, Bondage and hard S&M play, Tai Chi, Camping and avoiding the fuck out of ever being bitten on the face by a Brown Recluse again.

Top 5 fav. music/band
-Rob Zombie
-Toad the Wet Sprocket
-My Chemical Romance
-Vertical Horizon
-The Meteors

Top 5 fav. books
-Anita Blake seires by Laurell K. Hamilton
-Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Meyers
-The Haunting by Shirley Jackson
-Harry Potter books by J.K. Rowling
-Meg by Steve Alten


Top 5 fav. movies
-Hellraiser
-300
-Clerks II
-JAWS
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Fav. Video Game- Silent Hill


fav. food- Sushi

Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anybody yet. Give me time...


In high school you were voted most likely to... I've repressed all memories of high school. Wait... something's coming back to me. It's gym class. NO! Don't pick me last for volleyball again! NOOOOOOO! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 11:19 AM       
We don't take kindly ta pre-verts down here boy.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 01:52 PM       
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We don't take kindly ta pre-verts down here boy.
Boy? Hang on let me run in the bathroom a second. Yes, I still have a vagina.

I happen to think the more naked women in the world the better but if perversion is really frowned upon in these here parts I'll try to behave myself and not post any links to nekkid pics. Can I still mock flirt with underage girls?

(Note: I'm kidding, Emu. Not really offended - I did fail to mention that my name's Nicole. )
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 03:09 PM       
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We don't take kindly ta pre-verts down here boy.
In the interests of happiness, I ask you to retract said comments. Undead is very nice and not a boy and... well I don't know what a 'pre-vert' is but she probably isn't one of those either.

Seeing as I've burst into this thread unannounced it'd be rude not to do this wee survey:

Name- Matt
Age- 18
Job- Student and happiness-connoisseur.
Where are you at?- UK. A bit near London.
How did you find out about this site?- Pottering about google posting my happy advert all over the place.
Why did you start posting- To try and garner a load of interesting and fun happy suggestions.
Level of Educ.- College. So not high.
Income- Lottery tickets.
Hobbies- Eating, watching TV, eating and watching TV at the same time. And slapping cows with my arse to make strangers happy.
Fav. movie- Shaun of the Dead
Fav. book- 1984 by George Orwell.
Fav. music/band- Whatever takes my fancy. Normally generic rock malarky.
Fav. Video Game- Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.
Fav. food- Steak. Steak. Steak. Steak. Steak. St- I don't know how many times you want me to keep saying "steak", really.
Who do you hate the most on this board- That's harsh. But I'll keep my eyes peeled regardless...
In high school you were voted most likely to...- ... not answer this question properly. I got 67 votes. Landslide.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 03:57 PM       
Gawldammit Emu I thawt I went on an tole ja we don't take kindly ter people insultin people around here you dirty lowdown cocksucking bastard you go on an take that back RAGHT NAW.
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Chojin Chojin is offline
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 04:09 PM       
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Name- Undead

Age- 31

Woo-hoo! A fellow pervert. I'd be glad to help you research that and find out for sure, Kitty.

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*giggles* I'm new here! ^^

Age- 15 (it SUCKS!)

Oh bother :<
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 04:16 PM       
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Oh bother :<
Notice I said "MOCK" flirt. I've no genuine interest in lurking about trying to corrupt teenage girls. I'll remove the comment - no offense intended. I didn't think anyone would actually take me seriously.

So the rules are no insulting any of the rat bastards on here, no being perverted and no joking about wanting teenage girls. Got it. Although that doesn't leave me much to work with.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 04:24 PM       


Your words say one thing, but your SHIFTY EYES give you away.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 04:43 PM       
Dammit! You saw right through me. But those high school uniforms in my closet are all mine, I swear! (Just don't look in my basement...) ¬.¬
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Old Oct 12th, 2007, 12:05 PM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2007, 01:52 PM       
Haha, undead took her picture offline.
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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 03:17 PM       
Wowie, I like it here already!!! ^^

//so I heard you where a pervert kitty?
wanna see my dick?//

Well that depends little boy. =^^=

//guys fuck theres a perverted girl lets get sme nudes//

Those would be hard to get, because my mom would not approve. = P And I'm sorry I didn't come back for a while!! XD

//Are you free this weekend?//

I'm free every weekend sadly. I have no life... >.<


Meow!!! =^_~=

Oh yeah, my name is Christine and I type slow! =D
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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 03:30 PM       
You mean to tell me your mom wouldn't approve of you posting naked pictures to the Internet??

Man what is this? The nineteen forties??
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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 03:38 PM       
*giggles* Are you by chance making fun of me? X3
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