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Old Feb 6th, 2003, 11:43 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 09:46 AM       
Name- Blackjack aka Master of PoptartsTM
Age- 20
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where you at?- Sheffield, UK
why did you start posting- In an effort to dominate Cyberspace
how long have you been on the board- Since April 2001...?
hobbies- being Master of PoptartsTM
fav. music/band- That'll be Metal-lica. Sadly.
fav. book- Anything by Chricton.
fav. movie- Apocalypse Now
Who do you hate the most on this board- Newbies
what is that smell- Fish
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:59 PM       
Name- Captain Maruchan
Age- 15
job- Crazy mo-fo
where you at?- suburban Paradise
why did you start posting- Love the site
how long have you been on the board- Like 4 minutes
hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out
fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
fav. book- A Seperate Peace
fav. movie- As Good as it Gets
Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love...
what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 11:03 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 11:26 PM       
Name- Yet another 'Luke'
Age- 20-ish
job- Radio Technician
where you at?- A town called Lawrence. A county called Otago. A Country not called Aotearoa.
why did you start posting- I needed to tell Rog I thought he had gone overly insane with the 'Chocolate Spagetti' Mini-Mock.
how long have you been on the board- Since June 30, 2002
hobbies- Not drinking, not eating meat, not smoking.
fav. music/band- I have a weak personality, I can not choose.
fav. book- Asimov's Robot through Foundation timeline series.
fav. movie- I don't watch movies.
What do you hate the most on this board- The tedious posts that really don't contribute.
what is that smell- It smells like beer in here.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 11:29 PM       
Name- Jon
Age- 16
job- Magic
where you at?- Texas
why did you start posting- Cause I couldn't keep the comebacks in my head any longer
how long have you been on the board- dunno, been reading it for a few months
hobbies- woo... trombone, and smartness
fav. music/band- Tom waits
fav. book- Illuminatus Trilogy
fav. movie- Hackers (yeah buddy, iz soo stupid)
Who do you hate the most on this board- uhhh ... myself(?)
what is that smell- man... 's my finger, take a wiff
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 03:43 AM       
Name- D3k
Age- 18
job- Charity shop worker. Hey, it was either this or starve.
where you at?- London, UK
why did you start posting- Got bored one morning.
how long have you been on the board- Since today.
hobbies- aging. oh, and breathing.
fav. music/band- What ever is popular at the moment. Except boybands.
fav. book- book?
fav. movie- It's a tie between Blade Runner and Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Who do you hate the most on this board- No-one. I just joined.
what is that smell- My unkempt hairy armpits.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 05:05 AM       
Name- Colin
Age- 19
job- Student, Broadway Star, Janitor and Pirate
where you at?- Up here in the Frizzozzen Tizzundrizza
why did you start posting- Because I was living at I-Mockery and figured I should meet some of the other assholes who worship the Pickle Hat.
how long have you been on the board- Since the new board opened - Making me Mr. Noobitchka Nooberton
hobbies- Clubbing baby seals, pissing off abcdxxxx, guitar and talking liek I know something about anything
fav. music/band- Beck, Paul Simon, Aphex Twin, Dan Bern and John Mayer
fav. book- Sophie's World by Jostein Gaardner
fav. movie- The Royal Tenenbaums
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't hate anyone yet - well except for abcdxxxx, but that because he stole my KY jelly
what is that smell- Hippies. I can smell 'em a mile away.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
Name- Daphne
Age- 25
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where you at?- Toronto
why did you start posting- because I thought Daisyhead was a fucktard and I wanted to screw around with her noggin.
how long have you been on the board- A few months, I dunno
hobbies- Watching movies
fav. music/band- Pixies/ 50's music
fav. book- Different Seasons
fav. movie- Stand By Me, Fight Club- the list goes on
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hmmm.....now that's tricky. That Paul guy is pretty annoying.
what is that smell- See above
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 12:20 PM       
BAN MARUCHAN NOW. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 01:07 PM       
The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 01:13 PM       
Name- jason
Age- 22
job- student/computer lab assistant
where you at?- texas
why did you start posting- found it when searching for ucb stuff.
how long have you been on the board- a few months or so.
hobbies- tv,music, computers nerd
fav. music/band- none
fav. book- none
fav. movie- none
Who do you hate the most on this board- who cares.
what is that smell- i have nothing clever to say
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 02:35 PM       
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The average age here is SHOCKINGLY low.
Shocking! My word!
I thought nobody over 30 could operate a computer.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 02:46 PM       
I hate everyone who is 16.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 04:47 PM       
whoah. what a name!
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
You don't care for my taste in music? You know what?

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I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
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I really don't care, but give me a chance to be a shithead before you label me a shithead.
Shithead confirmed
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 05:52 PM       
EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:

HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB!
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 05:53 PM       
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EXACTLY. NOW CHECK THIS OUT:

HEY HEY CAT FUCKERS! I JUST GOT DONE MASTURBATING ON YOUR GRANDMOTHERS, AND NOW I'M MOVIN' ON DOWN THE LINE TO STICK MY BALLS IN EVERY KITCHEN SINK IN AMERICA! THIS IS MY HOLY CAUSE, AND I HOPE YOU ALL CAN SUPPORT ME BY PUTTING SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS AND DANCING NAKED IN THE FULL MOON AS YOU PRAY TO THE MOON GOD THAT IS BEEAZNITCH THE PANTHER! I GOTTA GO GET SUCKED OFF BY MY PRIEST NOW, BUT I'LL BE BACK LATER TO GIVE ALL YOUR SOULS A RIMJOB!
The sad thing is, I think he's trying to be funny :/
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 06:07 PM       
Did you really need to quote that?
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 06:42 PM       
I guess not. Writing small is fun :o
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 06:57 PM       
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Age- 15
job- Crazy mo-fo
where you at?- suburban Paradise
hobbies- acting, writing, freakin people the hell out
fav. music/band- punk/ Sum 41
Who do you hate the most on this board- The lack of love...
what is that smell- Smells like teen spirit, that or shit
Nice work.
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Old Feb 12th, 2003, 08:55 PM       
Name - JIN* (PS. The asterisk is for RADICAL, but not really..)
Age - 643
Job - PROFESSIONAL VAGRANT.
Where you at? - HEAVEN AND HELL
Why did you start posting - What? I need a reason now? SHUT UP.
How long have you been on the board - AHAHhHAahAhhahaHAahhaahHA
Hobbies - being a dastardly scoundrel! well, i pretend.
Fav. music/band - I like some music, but only the good one.
Fav. book - I read a book once, but it sucked. Books are for libraries to read. ANd ******S.
Fav. movie - I like Judge Dredd. Brad Pitt is COOL.
Who do you hate the most on this board - Whales.
What is that smell - I dont know??? Maybe its you??? I already had a shower today.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 12:54 AM       
Name- rob
Age- 33
job- retired
where you at?- north atlanta burbs
why did you start posting- I follow whoreable like a lost puppy
how long have you been on the board- mere hours
hobbies- yardwork, computinkering, spankin' it to pics of Marie Osmond
fav. music/band- Frank Zappa
fav. book- Parlaiment of Whores
fav. movie- Goodfellas
Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't know you fuckers yet. Give it time.
what is that smell- sounds like a Lynyrd Skynyrd lyric.
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Old Feb 13th, 2003, 03:52 PM       
Name- Sean Largey
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job- i do sampling in a band i dont know if thats a job
where you at?- upstate new york
why did you start posting- jixby posts here so i thought i would
how long have you been on the board- day
hobbies- music
fav. music/band- chimaira, lamb of god
fav. book- i dont read
fav. movie- i dont know
Who do you hate the most on this board- the guy with the avator
what is that smell-poo
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