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Helm Helm is offline
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 12:49 PM       
I've had a few girlfriends in the last few years and I've kissed a lot and I can safely say kissing sucks

I wish I would die without having been kissed.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
Maybe it would get better if you stopped dating ugly fat girls. Just a thought.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 01:44 PM       
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I wish I would die without having been kissed.
Looks like I might be the one to get your wish.

OMG WHAT A FUCKING HORRIBLE SCREW UP AT THE WISH FACTORY, I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK
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Rev. Danno Rev. Danno is offline
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 06:52 PM       
I was was 13, it was at my friends Bat Mitzvah...
Open mouths, minor gropeing...
Virginity lost very soon after...
I had my Bar Mitzvah a few months before, so we decited if we were both adults according to our faith we were adult enough to "do it" we never really said sex...
Thus started my love for smart evil girls w/ glasses...
And Jewish women...
And sleeping with female friends...
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 07:55 PM       
Sometime within the last few months.

I'm 15.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 08:56 PM       
I can't remember my first one. I was young and in kindergarten and all the kindergarten girls loved guys with long hair.

First french was when I was 13. We used a dare as an excuse.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 09:58 PM       
First kiss, age 17. (it was a tiny peck)
First french kiss, age 18.
Virginity not yet lost, but I think it will be sometime in the next year to my bf.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 10:21 PM       
I KNOW JUST THE PLACE FOR YOU JEANETTE.
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Old Sep 16th, 2003, 10:26 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Helm
I've had a few girlfriends in the last few years and I've kissed a lot and I can safely say kissing sucks

I wish I would die without having been kissed.
Whaaa? Did you kiss girls who chew razorblades or something?
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