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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 07:39 AM       
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Why in the hell would they trot out a fat-old dinosaur like Honky Tonk, when there's a perfectly fit old dinosaur named The Ultimate Warrior out there?
Because apparently the current Intercontinental Champion, (whoever he is) has a "Honky Meter" that counts how long he has been the Intercontinental Champion and his current gimmick is that he says he plans to break Honky Tonk Man's sixty something week streak holding the title.
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 11:17 AM       
I might watch it if there's a Honky Meter. That sounds hilarious.
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Old Oct 29th, 2008, 12:03 PM       
Sounds miles better than what was on ECW last night. a Mediocre 3-on-3 bout. Jack Swagger vs. Tommy Dreamer in a fairly decent match to get the new guy over (And no doubt never use him again in like, a month). And a dirt sheet making fun of DX.

I joked about it at first but now I think I was right. ECW is the reject's division and program for the WWE.
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Old Oct 29th, 2008, 02:50 PM       
Who the hell is Jack Swagger?
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Old Oct 31st, 2008, 09:02 PM       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Zy45DpCxl4

Kevin Nash as Arn Anderson is priceless.
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Old Nov 4th, 2008, 12:56 PM       
I got the Mr. Perfect DVD set a few days back. Good stuff. Ten matches (three with Bret Hart, and a god-awful bout with the Texas Tornado), 20 vignettes, and the RAP IS CRAP music video.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 01:14 AM       
Before the day ends, I want to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_pMKbpHTIw

Happy Thanksgiving
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 03:14 AM       


I don't even know where to start with that one.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 03:17 AM       
I just got tickets for Armageddon.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 06:52 AM       
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Before the day ends, I want to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_pMKbpHTIw

Happy Thanksgiving
That was packed with so many of my all time favorite wrestlers.

Rick Martel, Mr. Perfect, Rick Rude, Honky Tonk Man, Roddy Piper

I miss the old days of WWE when it was still the WWF
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 03:49 PM       
I think my favorite lines are from Demolition (thankful they don't have to fight each other), Roddy Piper (thankful he isn't Rick Rude), and Ultimate Warrior (nonsensical rambling that ends in the word "WAAAAAR!!!")
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 09:13 PM       
I don't remember how long ago I stopped watching wrestling... I guess I lost most interest after the McMahon limo explosion. Man, was that horrible.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 09:22 PM       
The last wrestling event/show I remember watching with interest was the Summerslam with Jesse Ventura as the special guest referee. It was either 99 or 2000. I've tried several times to watch an episode of RAW since then but the shit is just garbage.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 09:31 PM       
Agreed. I was going to buy tickets for WrestleMania 25, but then I realized I could spend the 75 bux on a video game, some beer, and a pack of smokes.

The worst part about pro wrestling being what it is today is that there is likely no going back to what it used to be. The cat is out of the bag as far as kayfabe goes, titles reigns last a couple weeks, and the shows and events are more like variety shows than (pseudo) sporting events. I doubt any promotion would even be willing to give the style of the 70's, 80's, and early 90's a try.
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Old Nov 28th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
I think since WWE destroyed the competition it's become lackluster. Kayfabe in general got out of hand. I've been looking for a clip where the Rock was in a ambulance after being beaten by the NWO shortly after the merger. Then Hollywood Hogan rammed into the ambulance with Semi-Truck. Then Hogan got away with it because the Rock "Technically hit him first".

It's over the topness like that that made me stop watching it. Thankfully I have most of WWE/WCW from 97-2000 on VHS that I'm going through watching with my roommate now. It'll never be the same.
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Old Nov 29th, 2008, 12:13 PM       
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I think since WWE destroyed the competition it's become lackluster. Kayfabe in general got out of hand. I've been looking for a clip where the Rock was in a ambulance after being beaten by the NWO shortly after the merger. Then Hollywood Hogan rammed into the ambulance with Semi-Truck. Then Hogan got away with it because the Rock "Technically hit him first".

It's over the topness like that that made me stop watching it. Thankfully I have most of WWE/WCW from 97-2000 on VHS that I'm going through watching with my roommate now. It'll never be the same.
That sounds more akin to your typical booking of Monday Nitro or Thunder.
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Old Dec 12th, 2008, 07:37 PM       
Watched tropic thunder last night. There's a part where this guy has two hands full of heroin and then punches two people in the face.....so they got heroin punched. My rommate and I started to think of gimmicks we could sell to WWE.

Ahab from Rehab. Used to work at a rehab clinic but was fired for intentionally getting the patients drugged. He could have a harpoon filled with heroin.

Or the cocaine uppercut, put coke on your fingers so when you uppercut someone it goes straight up their nose.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 07:53 AM       
I read "Tropic Thunder" and immediately thought you were talking about Thunder In Paradise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I51Xk1xaDi8

This show should get a special entry into the WWE Hall of Fame.
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Old Dec 13th, 2008, 01:16 PM       
My brother and I used to watch that show every week.
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Old Dec 15th, 2008, 05:48 AM       
Armageddon was sweet. I only cared that Finlay won. Go the Irish.

Jeff Hardy winning the championship was pretty cool too. He deserved it.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 02:03 PM       
FUCKING HATE EDGE.
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Old Dec 19th, 2008, 03:18 PM       
I heard they "killed him off" and now "brought him back from the dead". Not even TNA has that kind of nail-biting retardation boiling from it. And that's the home of the King of the Mountain match!
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Old Jan 6th, 2009, 02:20 PM       
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Old Jan 9th, 2009, 12:59 AM       
God damnit, Randy Savage gave the best interviews.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtyM-kfVQsw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL_1xkPIEaQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywQ2EnGWvAs
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