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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 02:50 AM       
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You should take pics of here that way we can decide how crazy she is. We are experts.
NO SHE'S NOT CRAZY SHE'S JUST STUPID TRUST ME SHE ACTUALLY WENT ALL DAY WITHOUT CONTACTING ME WHICH IS NICE ACTUALLY. BUT THEN I REALIZED THE BOYFRIEND SHE HASN'T SPOKEN TO IN A WEEK JUST CAME TO CAMPUS SO I GUESS THAT'S WHY.

THEY'RE DOWN THE HALL FROM WHERE I'M WORKING RIGHT NOW. I HOPE THEY STOP BY I WANNA MEET HIM AND SAY "I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON!"



I don't have the balls to say that IRL but I wish I did
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 02:53 AM       
Return her panties in front of him. Then piss on her foot and yell "MINE".
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 03:03 AM       
BUT I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER ANYMORE I JUST WANT HER TO STOP BEING ALL FLIRTY AND SHIT ALL THE TIME IF SHE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS. WHICH IS AGREED ON IN THE FIRST PLACE.

SHIT I WANT A DRINK NOW. ALL I WANTED TO DO TONIGHT WAS WATCH FIGHT CLUB AND A GOOFY MOVIE BUT NOW I'M TOO PISSED OFF.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 03:07 AM       
OH GEEZ MAN, LET HER FEEL LIKE A DIRTY WHORE.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 03:12 AM       
NEVER MIND IT'S NOT EVEN HER BOY FRIEND IT'S JUST SOME GUY SHE ASKED TO COME OVER.

WELL NOW THAT I KNOW I SLEPT WITH A SLUT I REALLY WANT A DRINK BUT ALL I HAVE IS A 12 PACK OF COKE. THAT WON'T GET ME DRUNK IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CAFFEINE BOOST.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 03:21 AM       
SOUNDS LIKE AN OPPORTUNITY TO TAG TEAM A WHORE.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 03:23 AM       
YOU SHOULD STILL WATCH GOOFY MOVIE.

FEELS GOOD MAN.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 03:27 AM       
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DRINK COLA AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES. THEN AFTER YOU LEVELED, YOU CAN WATCH PORN AND FALL ASLEEP WITH A NAVEL FULL OF CUM.

or you can text her and tell her that you wanna get a blow job while some dude plows her pussy, while playing your PSP.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 03:32 AM       
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YOU SHOULD STILL WATCH GOOFY MOVIE.

FEELS GOOD MAN.
I'M WATCHING IT NOW. I ALREADY FEEL ALL BETTER AND I'M ONL 9 MINUTES IN. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.

HEY MAX. IT'S THE LEANING TOWER OF CHEESE-A!

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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 04:05 AM       
How do you know who that guy is? You texted her, didn't you? Pussy.

YOU'RE LOSING ALL OF YOUR POWER, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 04:14 AM       
NO SHE CAME BY TO CHECK UP ON ME AND I WAS GONNA USE THE LINE I THOUGHT UP IN MY HEAD CAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D BE A SICK BURN. BUT SHE SAID HE'S JUST A FRIEND SHE CALLED CAUSE SHE WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO OR WHATEVER THEN SHE LEFT AND I WAS MAD THAT I COULDN'T SAY THE THING AND THEN I REALIZED SHE'S PROBABLY SCREWING THAT GUY TOO. I MEAN WHO COMES OVER AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING TO TALK ANYWAYS. SO I STARTED THE MOVIE.

THEN SHE CAME BY GOT HER STUFF AND LEFT WITH THE GUY AND IGNORES ME AND TEXTS ME SAYING GOODNIGHT. WHEN I IGNORE SOMEONE I DON'T KEEP TEXTING THEM. THAT'S WHY FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT TALKING TO HER UNLESS IT'S ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. CAUSE SHIT THIS MOVIE'S RAD.



No, seriously, I'm cutting her off. Unless she brings up this movie. Then I'll talk to her. BUT ONLY ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. THE SEQUEL DOESN'T COUNT
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 04:48 AM       
Oh man, this bitch is perfect training material for you on the subject of whores who like to fuck.

DON'T BLOW IT.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 04:55 AM       
YEA I LEARNED THAT SHE LIKES TO FUCK.

WHEN SHE TOOK OFF MY PANTS.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 05:40 AM       
What a waste of a dirty whore.

I've had my share of sluts, I'm a slut myself. I don't see what the big deal is.

Yeah, she's confused in the head. I don't think you have it all together either.

"You don't miss your water, till your well runs dry"
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 06:39 AM       
Halt all conversations with her about the subject, forbid it. Maybe even tell her to never think about it. Problem solved, things will progress naturally whether it be romantic or otherwise.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 06:42 AM       
Oh wait, I didn't realize this thread was several pages long.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 08:10 AM       
Yeah, yeah, caps lock. Can we just not have ten line paragraphs of it, please?
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 12:03 PM       
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NO SHE CAME BY TO CHECK UP ON ME AND I WAS GONNA USE THE LINE I THOUGHT UP IN MY HEAD CAUSE I THOUGHT IT'D BE A SICK BURN. BUT SHE SAID HE'S JUST A FRIEND SHE CALLED CAUSE SHE WANTED SOMEONE TO TALK TO OR WHATEVER THEN SHE LEFT AND I WAS MAD THAT I COULDN'T SAY THE THING AND THEN I REALIZED SHE'S PROBABLY SCREWING THAT GUY TOO. I MEAN WHO COMES OVER AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING TO TALK ANYWAYS. SO I STARTED THE MOVIE.

THEN SHE CAME BY GOT HER STUFF AND LEFT WITH THE GUY AND IGNORES ME AND TEXTS ME SAYING GOODNIGHT. WHEN I IGNORE SOMEONE I DON'T KEEP TEXTING THEM. THAT'S WHY FROM NOW ON, I'M NOT TALKING TO HER UNLESS IT'S ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. CAUSE SHIT THIS MOVIE'S RAD.



No, seriously, I'm cutting her off. Unless she brings up this movie. Then I'll talk to her. BUT ONLY ABOUT A GOOFY MOVIE. THE SEQUEL DOESN'T COUNT

MAAAAYYYBBBEEE LOVE IS THE REASON WHY
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 01:08 PM       
You know, I've been watching that video non-fusking stop.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 06:32 PM       
I say you keep on ignoring her buddy. If she even tries to speak or text you just tell her to fuck off. Literally. Those two words and nothing else. Fuck off. Maybe a even but thats it.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 07:18 PM       
BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY EMOTICONS

Nah I don't wanna be a dick. She hasn't sent me anything in the past few hours, which is a record. The second I ever get pissed off, she just starts buttering me up. So I'll just keep being super happy all the time and maybe she'll leave me alone B)

And Goofy Movie did the trick. TALK TO MEH TALK TO MEH TALK TO MEH BAYBEEEEEEEEH.
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 10:25 PM       
honestly i think you should follow tadao's advice enjoy life to the fullest!
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Old Apr 28th, 2010, 10:49 PM       
YOU SHOULD FOLLOW MY ADVICE AND WATCH THE GOOFY MOVIE AGAIN.
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Old Apr 29th, 2010, 11:43 AM       
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You know, I've been watching that video non-fusking stop.

I used to try and do the dance in the movie theater when that came out to get girls. It didn't work.
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