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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 10:57 PM        Meatman extracation hearing scheduled.
Dear Meatman:
I find you socialy inept. I do not care for you and neither does any other member of this board. I have done some research and I have created a presentation which clearly marks you as a non-productive part of this community. It is my unfortunate duty to inform you of the charges pending.

Had you had read the legal notices in your local newspaper you would already be aware that actions by the commitee are already under way. A tribunal has been scheduled at 2200 hours on the date of March 2, 2004. You will not be permited to speak in your defense nor will you be given any representation from this point forward, the board members will not be subject to bias on your behalf.

I only hope we (The Commitee) can reach an agreement that will satisfy both parties and settle this matter.

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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:00 PM       
What's the method of execution?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:08 PM       
There will be no execution, only fines, penalties, withdrawment, and isotropical isolation (with some radiation in all directions). Since the commitees numbers are too small for an official tribunal, I (Evil Robot, chairman of the "Church of Big Savings") appoint you, Emu, Minister of Fuck Meatman (formerly the screw flanders foundation). I trust that with your background you can decide how much restitution shall be paid.

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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:09 PM       
I will speak if I choose to, Evil Shitbot, and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:10 PM       
I was going to point out that Robot said Extraction, not execution.
but then, an execution is always better, and Emu could of just been pointing this out.

I vote chinese water touture followed by a light whipping of back, add some seasoning salt, and then cook him over an open flame.

Edit: People posted while I had to answer the phone, and before I could hit submit.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:10 PM       
I wouldnt trust a single word that evil robot says.

you have to watch out for him.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:12 PM       
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:12 PM       
He's right, though...and you know what...DAMN THAT DAVID!
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:13 PM       
Damn... I thought that stopped.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:14 PM       
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I was going to point out that Robot said Extraction, not execution.
but then, an execution is always better, and Emu could of just been pointing this out.

I vote chinese water touture followed by a light whipping of back, add some seasoning salt, and then cook him over an open flame.

Edit: People posted while I had to answer the phone, and before I could hit submit.
Do I get to choose what kind of seasoning salt? And what spices will be used whilst my ass is slowly roasted? Will I be basted with butter? Will there be a potluck dinner afterwards, with me as the centerpiece?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:14 PM       
feed him to a vegatarian.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:15 PM       
That won't be easy. I am 100% real ass meat.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:20 PM       
Actually, I did misread it at first, but then I thought execution sounded a lot better.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:22 PM       
Meatman killed my father and raped my mother.

I, and many other people are clamoring for the worst possible punishment avalible.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:24 PM       
The decision is all yours (Emu) to decide. I (Evil Robot) am far to busy dealing with perscription drug interactions to put any more rescources into this matter. If you (Emu), the Minister of Fuck Meatman, feel that execution is the only suitable form of restitution, then I will assist you and coperate in filling an advance death certificate under the legal supervision of the church for capitol punishment.

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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:25 PM       
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I, and many other people are clamoring for the worst possible punishment avalible.
Raped to death by a enraged grizzly bear?
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:26 PM       
Let's just ban everyone. That'll make this forum loads better.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2004, 11:39 PM       
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Come on. I think it's only fair to let me choose how I get cooked and served.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:46 PM       
Listen, even the annoying people Think youre unproductive. Hell, I'd read an entire 356 page book written by Ultra Perfect Cell than put up with your unoriginal no-one-gives-a-shit posting.
I suggest an appointment to a good doctor: Dr. Jack "death" Kevorkian
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:58 PM       
I said so many times that british people suck...they have this wierd pretentious retarded farmer humour that just grinds on my brain.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 01:04 PM       
here is an english joke for you: Fuck off and die
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:58 PM       
Are you british Dole? I was just kidding (I actually have some good freinds in britain that don't piss me off)
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:59 PM       
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Old Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:59 PM       
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hey vets over here lets keep an eye on this one i have a hunch he is gonna do big things around here mark my words am i right
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