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elx · #**70451**

here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting

MLE · #**70452**

I think elx was like, 13 when she started posting. At least that's what I thought Eric told me.

Tadao · #**70453**

Where the hell is MissD anyways?

Fathom Zero · #**70454**

INTJ

Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging type

Quote:

Masterminds are rare, comprising no more than, say, one percent of the population, and they are rarely encountered outside their office, factory, school, or laboratory. Although they are highly capable leaders, Masterminds are not at all eager to take command, preferring to stay in the background until others demonstrate their inability to lead. Once they take charge, however, they are thoroughgoing pragmatists.

Well, hot damn.

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Originally Posted by Careers

Computer Programming
Natural Science
Natural Science Education
Engineering
Management
Entrepreneurship
Law
Librarian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some People of Your Particular Type

Stephen Hawking, Andrew Grove, Marie Curie, Guy Kawasaki, Igor Sikorsky, Hillary Clinton

Well that's fan-fucking-tastic.

Fathom Zero · #**70455**

bitches ain't shit but shoes and dicks

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**70456**

Is snak storm guitar woman's character?

Shrubfest · #**70457**

I just got fired from a job I'd not started yet.

Because I 'didn't seem enthusiastic enough'

Which means 'I don't really like you, I just wanted to employ your friend'

Zhukov · #**70458**

That's certainly something you could talk to a union about. Or maybe "hadn't started yet" means "was late turning up by a few days".

MarioRPG · #**70459**

I got ESTJ
-Eng
-Law
-Entrepreneur
-Politics
-Educator

Quote:

Famous people of your particular type
Bruce Willis, Sandra Day O'Connor, George W. Bush, Mark Anthony

e: but i was in a hurry so i may have fudged a few answers

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**70460**

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx

here's a personality test for everyone:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

it'll tell you what job you were supposed to pick instead of the one that you already did! exciting

Carl Jung is rolling in his grave with these sponsored tests.

10,000 Volt Ghost · #**70461**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest

I just got fired from a job I'd not started yet.

Because I 'didn't seem enthusiastic enough'

Which means 'I don't really like you, I just wanted to employ your friend'

Did they fire you on the interview?

Dimnos · #**70462**

They fired her after she didnt take the oral exam.

Esuohlim · #**70463**

INTJ

As for being a "highly capable leader", well that's absolute bullshit

And fuck, I hate Hilary Clinton

Shrubfest · #**70464**

We interviewed togerther, got the job, then i got a phone call a few weeks later of him basically trying to get me to quit, and me going, no, I really want this job.

Then I sent him an email saying, sorry, I REALLY want the job. So he phoned up trying to get me to quit again, and just gave up and told me I couldn't do it.

Esuohlim · #**70465**

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU MARRIED A GINGER INSTEAD OF A REAL MAN

Shrubfest · #**70466**

To make it to manhood as a ginge makes you well hard.

He's a manly man. I had to give him stitches.

Tadao · #**70467**

Maybe you aren't as good at sucking cock as you believe to be.

Shrubfest · #**70468**

The interviewer/boss man was a homosexual. Regardless of my cock sucking skills, It wouldn't have helped.

Because I have no cock to shaft him with.

Fathom Zero · #**70469**

WOOPASH

elx · #**70470**

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost

Carl Jung is rolling in his grave with these sponsored tests.

hahhaa yeahh. the soap opera one was especially awesome

but hey, if anyone really cares they could just spend like two minutes categorizing themselves. like, the E/I at the start stands for extraversion/introversion, meaning that mario would rather spend his time with other people doing stuff, while fathom + milhouse would rather be alone or with very few people exploring/creating things. also those celebs must've been pulled from a random pool, cause none of those people are any of those things. ^5

Babs · #**70471**

I come here time to time hoping to catch a decent conversation, but this is just bullshit. Something about sucking off a gay ginger boss and about how they REALLY like the job, clearly don't understand the employer - employee relationship.