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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 12:18 PM        This is compleatly fucked!
My whole life I've been told my father is a racecar driver, and and a cowboy. I find out by doing a search on-line that I'm the bastard some of a Unitarian Jew who thinks cracking wise about H.R. Puffinstuff, and made up stories of him hanging out with famous people. This is FUCKED! I've been livng a hard life in Moose Jaw, ID.
Working my ass off at the IGA as a stockboy, And my father doesn't even care about me. Living it up in the Big city, working his fancy internet thing, oh yeah, and it's fucked up!

Once I get my Nova fixed, I totally driving out east to get me some of that big time east coast internet money.

Mom's a Liar, you are not a cowboy, you are not a racecar driver, and yes you are not profesinal surfer. Wait minute, half the shit she's told me is fom Elvis movies, That's fucked up!

Dad, clear a space in the garage, your bastard son is moving in as soon as I get some money saved up.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 12:30 PM       
Are you full of hot air too?
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 12:37 PM       
Fuck you! That's my daddy your talking about!
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 12:43 PM       
My god. What a hilariously original character. Seriously.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 12:44 PM       
Moosejaw you stupid canadain your more apt to be related to me than Max.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 12:44 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 12:46 PM       
I ain't no Canadian. Moose Jaw is by Twin Falls, and Jerome Idaho.
Learn your geograpy.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 01:48 PM       
Vince, is that you?
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 01:54 PM       
The poor grammar looks too intentional to be Vince. The question is, who else doesn't like Max?

Ronnie?
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 01:55 PM       
Thats what we need around here...more wacky characters...
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 02:42 PM       
I miss the cool characters. Like Missinformation Man and Habib and Violent Angry Rasta
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
This would be a good time to mention that some black guy is flying in from Kenya next week. He will be staying at the waldorf astoria, in his usuall suite.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 06:49 PM       
The IP address doesn't match anyone else's. Could be a lurker, or a regular with a different IP. I don't think it's Vince though. He'd be even more clumsy and pathetic about it.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 09:26 PM       
I miss the Triad.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 09:37 PM       
Yeah, those guys were great.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 09:45 PM       
Meybe its the fag who was bubsy?
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 09:58 PM       
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The IP address doesn't match anyone else's.
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 10:32 PM       


Oops, I better learn to read!



What about Gadzooks, that guy was quite a character, wasn't he?
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 02:35 PM       
"Moosejaw you stupid canadain your more apt to be related to me than Max."
hey! Nobody fucking talks about canada like that!
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 04:06 PM       
are you kidding EVERYONE does even canadians sometimes :/

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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 05:27 PM       
Isn't mowler Canadian?
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 05:37 PM       
Redneck.
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Old Apr 10th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
I love canada we have everything incluiding that crazy dancing six flags grandpa
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 11:35 AM       
I'm actually going to guess this is someone from my past who found me via the internet.

It could be a long lost friend, or don't forget, I used to teach comedy and theater so a student seems likely.

Or someone working up to extortion.

The Elvis movie stuff hints at a point in my past about fifteen or so years ago where it was frequently commented that I looked like Elvis. Not always in a nice way.
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Old Apr 13th, 2004, 03:54 PM       
The cool 50's Elvis or the bloated, drug-addicted 70's Elvis?
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