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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:15 AM       
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asila, a/s/l
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Or ask Pub I'm sure he knows
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:15 AM       
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all right all right all right all right all right all right
Having a stammer is terrible.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:16 AM       
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That man has the shortest refraction period of anyone I know.
Not counting AChimp, of couse.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:16 AM       
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Yeah willie is heartwarming
& vice versa
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:17 AM       
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It helps to explain where he's been
It's nothing serious, he didn't update his facebook.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:17 AM       
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Having a stammer is terrible.
it's a tic disorder lol

j/k
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:17 AM       
i thought you loved me babeh
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:18 AM       
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How many buckets of crazy can you carry?


Because Asila really needs help with hers.
I'm just going to start assuming things like that are your version of outpouring affection.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:19 AM       
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if i had bought a high school yearbook i'd be able to show evidence

maybe i can borrow one from someone who actually didn't want to murder most of the people who went there
Dude, you're now on a homeland security watch list.

PLUS YOU'RE A MAILMAN, OH SHIT!
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:19 AM       
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i thought you loved me babeh
That's how I show it
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:20 AM       
that's it, I'm dpressed now, I'm going to leave this thread forawhile and sleep
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:20 AM       
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peter or dick
Peter is a word for dick that never occurs to me.

Must be a cultural thing.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:20 AM       
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Philistine.
Hey, I noted in that post that I was skeptical.

Anhedonia: A condition indicated by a curiosity of what Pub Lover is writing on the internet while one is engaged in coitus with someone deemed to be physically attractive; may be coupled by the desire to yell "Cowabunga!" just to ameliorate the experience.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:21 AM       
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Dude, you're now on a homeland security watch list.

PLUS YOU'RE A MAILMAN, OH SHIT!
i was probably put on one when i texted someone i was leaving bombs at the post office (even though it was pretty obvious i was talking about taking a sh*t)
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:21 AM       
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your peter bra
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:23 AM       
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Hey, I noted in that post that I was skeptical.

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you know what's good for anhedonia, L-dopa supplements

you can get some herbal mucuna pruriens at a health food store or something, Solaray DopaBean brand or w/e, it's like 20% L-dopa
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:23 AM       
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or if my last name had been longwanger or something
Peter Longwanger neverstood a chance.

At least he found love with Virginia Bushgarden.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:25 AM       
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the beardliness helps, i think
A good beard forgives a multitude of sins.

Not the sin of having a beard though.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:25 AM       
sinbeard the sailor lol
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:25 AM       
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everyone always stares at my penis there
Stare into their eyes while pissing, you're the Alpha Male.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:26 AM       
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that's why i always use the stall
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:27 AM       
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ohhhh she got served
Much like her attempts at cooking.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:27 AM       
It makes me appreciate being female. Slightly.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:28 AM       
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yeah but if she got served wouldn't that imply her attempts at cookery had succeeded rather than failed

i'm confused
Served but not eaten.
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Old May 9th, 2008, 02:28 AM       
man that is the cleanest stall i've ever seen
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