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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 06:33 AM       


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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 09:27 AM       
DEAR STEVE JOBS:

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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 10:33 AM       
yeaaaaah funk apple fascists and their stupid ipad. the only good thing to come of it is that it'll be a good moron identifier.

the ipad is completely locked down and lacks:
- a usb port
- bluetooth
- flash
- the ability to multitask
it's literally a giant iphone without the phone or the camera for the price of a laptop. that's all. i hope that the new HP tablet w/ windows 7, (which can do everything the ipad can't for less money) will completely smash apple for insulting everyone
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 10:43 AM       
I was more raging about his shitty Stanford speech and the shitty assignment I have to do based on it but ok
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 10:47 AM       
say it's against your moral conscious to write about fascists and further their dirty propaganda by giving them the attention they want
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:01 AM       
I was going to say it's a shame his pancreatic cancer was operable!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:07 AM       
how in the hell is it even a computer if it doesn't have a usb port
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 11:09 AM       
It's more like an iPhone for people with stumps where their hands were, I guess
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 12:41 PM       
That's the best description I've heard anybody come up with.

Everything elx said would be forgivable for me if it weren't for the 4:3 screen.

Piece of shit. I won't be able to play my HD movies that way. Apple can go suck a pile of dicks, stacked up like cordwood.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 12:57 PM       
That turned me on in a way that utterly shames and defiles my inner child.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:09 PM       
You're a terrible mom.

Or the best mom ever.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:13 PM       
I wanna get pictures of the guy in my class who's adopted every single fucking mannerism of L from Death Note, but my camera is big and loud and he'd probably get suspicious :<

This is a job for a spy camera!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:24 PM       
you should get pictures of him with a hammer, way quieter

get some snaps of the back of his head especially
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:27 PM       
Willie's got the right idea
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:44 PM       
How can anyone listen to Karn Evil 9?

It's a bunch of guys masturbating furiously with their instruments.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:46 PM       
Is this a case of you going SWEEJUS CHRISTI HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THAT ANIME CHARACTER I LIKE, or is he one of those people that reads Shonen Jump in public and dates fat girls

And you're in high school journalism? I thought that you were a freshman in college by now
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:48 PM       
You might need video if it's mannerisms. You can't really tell a mannerism from a photo.


I suppose it depends on the mannerism, and I don't really know what a Death Note is or what it's mannerisms are.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 01:51 PM       
HAY, Karn Evil 9 parts one and three are awesome ("Second Impression" actually is just a bunch of guys masturbating furiously with their instruments, but normal people don't talk about that bit)

Other than that, Tarkus was cool. And that one "The Enemy God dances with The Dark Spirits" (or whatever) instrumental bullshit "piece" was nifty

They're still just a group of guys who wear shiny capes and have a giant rotating drumset, though
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 03:10 PM       
I just think I don't have stomach for Progressive Rock anymore. The minute someone mentions "storyline" or "operatic", I just want to die.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 03:20 PM       
Please turn in your King Crimson button.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 03:22 PM       
I never had one.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 03:41 PM       
King Crimson and Styx have always sucked monkey dick

Uriah Heep and Jethro Tull are the shit
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 03:44 PM       
What about Saga, Asia, and all those other four-letter bands?

We've already established that Styx is awful.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 03:48 PM       
Asia's only justification for its existence is Eric Cartman singing Heat of The Moment with Congress
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Old Feb 2nd, 2010, 03:51 PM       
I admit that I'm a secretly devoted fan of YES, I will go that far into the Roger Dean realm of Prog Rock
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