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Fathom Zero Fathom Zero is offline
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Old Mar 29th, 2010, 01:17 AM       
NEED I SAY I LOVE YOU
NEED I SAY I CARE
NEED I SAY THAT EMOTIONS
ARE SOMETHING WE DON'T SHARE

I DON'T WANT TO BE SITTING HERE
TRY TO DECEIVE YOU
'CAUSE YOU KNOW I KNOW BABY
THAT I DON'T WANNA GO
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 12:01 AM       
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I know how you feel, I really do. I had a fling with a human once...everything was going great.

Then he discovered that I have a goat's tail hidden under my skirt and booked it. Hey, I never said I was perfect, jackass!
He never offered to pee on you? How rude.
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 12:06 AM       
SHE WOULD PROBABLY JUST IGNORE HIM LIKE SOME PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD WHO GET OFFERS LIKE THAT CONSTANTLY.
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 01:34 AM       
WHAT CHARACTER
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 12:13 PM       
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SHE WOULD PROBABLY JUST IGNORE HIM LIKE SOME PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD WHO GET OFFERS LIKE THAT CONSTANTLY.
Sam, I'm really not ignoring you. I just don't want to know if you pee in the caplock position.
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Old Mar 30th, 2010, 12:56 PM       
Baby, I'll pee on you in whatever position you want me to.
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 12:44 PM       
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And there's something better for you out there and such. Obviously, "love" carries more meaning for you than for her. Find someone with the equivalent amount.
i think this is the best advice you could take from this thread babysappyton. you just have to try and find a like minded girl.
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 12:53 PM       
That's kinda what dating is.
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 01:03 PM       
what-ever, the man is being a BITCH


im seriously fucking thinking that he sees those new axe body spray commercials that say "women get bored easily" and thinks of the help he never got from this thread gently sobbing himself to sleep
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Old Mar 31st, 2010, 01:05 PM       
Take it easy, hun.

Sweetie's been through a lot.
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