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Old Dec 12th, 2009, 08:03 PM       
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The most ethnic I've been is a guy who was half chinese.
Unfortunatly, the chinese part was his dick. The rest of him was huge.
Did you have sex with him more than once?
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Old Dec 12th, 2009, 08:53 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 03:01 AM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 11:07 AM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 11:17 AM       
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Did you have sex with him more than once?
Yeah, I did, why?
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Old Dec 13th, 2009, 09:53 PM       
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Yeah, I did, why?
Then it must of not have been that bad

Just sayin.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 11:51 PM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 12:42 AM       
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am i the only one?

damnit
I enjoy girls with some heft to them. I'm really not picky when it comes to weight, though, I don't believe I've ever been attracted to this:

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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 06:29 AM       
You are so full of shit.

EDIT:Oh, you said you weren't attracted to that.
Still, you weigh 90 lbs, a girl with heft to you would be the same as a normal person being attracted to that.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 07:42 AM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 10:03 AM       


The sad part is that I lost ten pounds over the summer. I thought I was going to die.

I'm "healthier" now. Big Booty Bitches are a'ight.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 02:45 PM       
I like skinny chicks with itty bitty titties (secretly gay)
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 02:53 PM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 04:04 PM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 08:16 PM       
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Old Dec 18th, 2009, 01:04 PM       
i married a nintendo ds game!

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Old Jan 1st, 2011, 03:40 AM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2011, 10:25 PM       
I'm only into black chicks
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Old Jan 20th, 2011, 10:26 PM       
Light skinned, dark skinned, doesn't matter, though I like em dark
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Old Jan 20th, 2011, 10:27 PM       
True story I dated this Jamaican girl a few years back and one night we were in bed together in the dark and I asked her to smile for me and she did and then I said oh there you are and we laughed and laughed into the night
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Old Jan 20th, 2011, 10:31 PM       
YOU CAN'T SEE WHITE PEOPLE IN THE DARK EITHER

I CLAIM THAT THE JOKE WORKS FOR ALL RACES

HOLD ON, YOU CAN'T SEE TEETH IN THE DARK AT ALL

7F YOUR STORY HOLDS NO WATER

Did she use glow-in-the-dark toothpaste?
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