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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:45 PM        Vagina
I want some....and I'm taking applications.

Post your qualifications, and I'll let you know if I want to fuck you.....


GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:57 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 10:58 PM       
English please....asshole
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 11:05 PM       
no snapping pussy for you then. you lose
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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 11:14 PM       
I hear craigslist has an abundance of vagina. You might have to pick off the fleas though.
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 01:17 AM       
no, I'm too picky for Craigslist.....I have this thing about not getting dick warts.
I have to tell you, You have become one of my favorites, just because you have Cronos as your Avatar....
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 01:50 AM       
You seem the type to be into mudkips
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 02:02 AM       
you seem the type to be into shutting up
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 09:43 AM       
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no, I'm too picky for Craigslist.....I have this thing about not getting dick warts.
I have to tell you, You have become one of my favorites, just because you have Cronos as your Avatar....
I don't blame you about the wart thing.

Cronos makes me happy too, I understand.
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Old Jan 21st, 2008, 08:10 PM       
I suggest you get a fleshlight. You don't have to worry about not calling her back with one of those.
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 03:02 AM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 03:05 PM       
yeah, in a lot of cases, they are.....but this thread is entitled "Vagina"
not "Butthole"
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 03:45 PM       
my bad {(|)}
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 03:50 PM       
it's okay....I didn't want anyone getting into trouble for getting off topic...
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:06 PM       
An inch and a half isn't exactly off topic.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 09:13 AM       
close enough.
I had a bullet belt once....I wish I knew what happened to it.
I could get serious amounts of vagina if I had a bullet belt...

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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 10:46 PM       
okay, this thread is dying....I need some volunteers to give up the pussy....
let's go girls.....
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 12:54 AM       
If I wanted to be banned, I'd totally just post a pudendum right now.

But I guess I could say that at any point in my posting career.

I have a friend who works for facebook (we went to college together), she was talking about how Mark Zuckerburg keeps up a public profile just for the sake of publicity. She said that it's ironic that with the obvious attention given to his profile, he's pretty much the one person who cannot use facebook--his creation--for its intended purpose. Hence, when he accepted her friend request after they briefly met, he edited his minifeed to not include that event. She said he probably didn't consider her awesome enough to merit publicizing their nominal friendship.

Anyways, I mentioned the fact that as CEO of the company, Zuckerburg should totally use a close-up picture of a vagina as his user pic. He has the unique position of having nobody willing to delete his profile for TOS violation, so it's only the right thing to do.
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Old Jan 25th, 2008, 01:02 AM       
less talk more action
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Old May 12th, 2010, 03:56 PM       
This thread needs to be revived...not even two pages? Goddamn....
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