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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 02:56 AM        Tadao's going to kill me for this
I'm sure of it.

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I met this girl the other night at a bar. She ended up being only 18 so she was low key at the bar. I talked to her for about 3 hours, realized she could spit further than me......and she was a stripper. I ended up getting her number and talked to her for a while longer.

Tonight, I ended up hanging out with this really hot nerdy girl who had a copy of 'The Fellowship" in her purse. I'm hanging out with her tomorrow so she can borrow my copy of Dragons of Autumn Twilight.

Reason for Tadao killing me: I plan on hanging out with the nerd girl way more than the 18 year old stripper .
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 03:06 AM       
Don't bruise her pelvis
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 03:08 AM       
I would do the same. When it comes right down to it, I like women I can talk to about shit like politics and the LHC. Good on you for being able to have the choice.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 03:17 AM       
I can't wait, I haven't gotten laid in like 4 months, starting to get to me. I think her father is a Pastor for a church, so it might be a few more months, but damn. I'll work on it.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 03:20 AM       
How old is the nerd? Hopefully old enough to say no to daddy.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 03:29 AM       
I don't know, I think 20 maybe. Old enough to be my beer pong padner for 5 rounds.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 03:40 AM       
Can you post a picture of the hot nerd girl because it'll probably piss me the hell off
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 12:25 PM       
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Don't bruise her pelvis
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 01:54 PM       
I'll try and get a picture. She also has a Clear Lightning bolt tattooed on her back, I didn't ask her about it yet. I'm thinking Shazam! though.
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Mary Marvel? Don't piss her brother off.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 06:54 PM       
Does the lightning bolt on her back match her THUNDER THIGHS? :sickburn

But seriously I'm sure she has normally proportioned thighs.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2008, 11:53 PM       
GO OUT WITH BOTH OF THEM YOU PUSSY.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 04:01 PM       
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 04:05 PM       
Look, I'm the only one who agrees with you, so you must be doing it wrong.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2008, 06:07 PM       
Words to live by.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Your were right. I am going to kill you.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 09:19 PM       
IS THAT THE NERD OR THE STRIPPER?
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 09:21 PM       
She aint 20, that's for sure.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 09:22 PM       
That might be the stripper because I think I see mouth herpes.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 09:28 PM       
It was nice of her to cut her bangs so you can watch her suck cock.
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Old Sep 24th, 2008, 09:30 PM       
While you just sit there, sighing to yourself.
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