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Old May 1st, 2010, 03:25 AM       
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I hate when I'm jerking to porn and a girl gets ass fucked. That's not a pretty sight.
especially when a scoop of chocolate crowns itself on the tip.

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NEVER MIND IT'S NOT EVEN HER BOY FRIEND IT'S JUST SOME GUY SHE ASKED TO COME OVER.

WELL NOW THAT I KNOW I SLEPT WITH A SLUT I REALLY WANT A DRINK BUT ALL I HAVE IS A 12 PACK OF COKE. THAT WON'T GET ME DRUNK IT DOESN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CAFFEINE BOOST.
More like some guy she had "cum" over. Don't let that cunt play you like you're some timid bitch, confront that whore.
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Old May 1st, 2010, 10:22 AM       
PHOENIX, ARE YOU AND THE OTHER GUY TAG TEAM CHAMPS YET?
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Old May 1st, 2010, 01:00 PM       
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I've always had a thing for this chick, and last week we had sex in one of the student buildings. It was fucking awesome.

We were talking a lot and she said she had feelings for me, so I think "sweet. Having sex with a hot chick who has a thing for me. I'm totally game".

The following days, she's been texting me and IMing me a lot, just to see where I am or what I'm doing. And she's been super forward with me about how the sex was and stuff. So I'm thinking at this point we're gonna start actually dating and shit, right?

She sends me a text last night saying she wants to talk later. Calls me up around 1:30 in the morning to talk. We talked for almost an hour, but here's the abridged version:

So basically, I can't talk to her, but I can't NOT talk to her. I can't go out with her, but I can't be friends with her, and I can't ignore her. We just went in circles for almost a goddamn hour.

Chicks, man
ya blew it!

i'm not reading the rest of this thread. hopefully someone mentioned how she really wanted you to convince her that 30 minutes is nothin, and that you're not going to be an asshole, because thats exactly what she wanted to hear before going "ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS!"

OOPS!

EDIT: OH BOY I JUST READ THE REST OF THIS THREAD. never mind everything is terrible here.
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 12:27 AM       
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PHOENIX, ARE YOU AND THE OTHER GUY TAG TEAM CHAMPS YET?
NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

1) IF I'M GONNA HAVE A THREESOME, IT'S GONNA BE ME AND TWO CHICKS.
2) SHE'S OBVIOUSLY JUST LEADING ME ON SO I'M NOT GONNA BOTHER
AND 3) I'M NOT REALLY LOOKING FOR THAT ANYWAYS.
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 12:33 AM       
I would spit roast a girl...
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 12:39 AM       
I'll tag with you man.
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 12:17 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 03:47 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 04:46 PM       
I was thinking that right after.

PHOENIX, ME AND SAM WILL GIVE HER THE DOUBLE AIRHORN
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 05:02 PM       
WE'LL BUST HER OPEN LIKE A LICKITY SPLIT.
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 05:36 PM       
The Bill and Sam body slam!
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 05:47 PM       
WITH A BOOM BOX THAT PLAY "WHOOMP THERE IT IS."
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 07:23 PM       
I'LL GIVE HER THE BARRY SANDWICH
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Old May 4th, 2010, 02:24 AM       
GUYS GROSS

RESPECT
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Old May 4th, 2010, 02:25 AM       
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YOU JUST DON'T RESPECT THE VERY REAL SEXUAL THREAT THAT BILL AND I BOTH REPRESENT
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Old May 4th, 2010, 03:06 AM       
this is true; i DISrespect it because i envy it
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Old May 6th, 2010, 12:29 PM       
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