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Old Sep 3rd, 2010, 07:09 PM       
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Are you telling us you named your cock "Bonesaw"?

i was going to use that picture but say 'BOOOONEEESAAAWWWW IS REAAAADDDDY TO DISLODGE IT'

that would have been way better.
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Old Sep 4th, 2010, 01:11 AM       
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i was going to use that picture but say 'BOOOONEEESAAAWWWW IS REAAAADDDDY TO DISLODGE IT'

that would have been way better.
To be honest, I was going to go a similar route, but then the phone rang and I had to cut it short.

Now it is what it is
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Old Sep 4th, 2010, 01:12 AM       
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Yeah, I thought you knew I call it Bonesaw.
No, I thought you called it Mrs. Pumpernickel.
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Old Sep 4th, 2010, 11:41 AM       
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Old Sep 4th, 2010, 07:30 PM       
of course it's not her birth control. if it were, it wouldn't have onset randomly for a week straight after months of usage. also, morning sickness typically occurs after the first missed period (which she should notice if she's still getting them regularly) and doesn't work as continuously like that either.


you know what it does sound like though? every other obvious sickness/flu/stomach bug/eating disorder... why are you baby daddys trying to scare babysappyton?
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Old Sep 4th, 2010, 07:57 PM       
Better punch her in the gut to makes sure.
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Old Sep 4th, 2010, 11:59 PM       
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why are you baby daddys trying to scare babysappyton?

Off hand, I would guess for laughs
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Old Sep 5th, 2010, 12:22 AM       
He probably killed himself
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Old Sep 5th, 2010, 02:14 PM       
ELX LIES; THAT'S TOTALLY HOW MORNING SICKNESS WORKS
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Old Sep 5th, 2010, 02:43 PM       
I think you should cut your losses and dump her. She's making you weak.
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Old Sep 5th, 2010, 08:23 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2010, 08:26 PM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2010, 09:39 PM       
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of course it's not her birth control. if it were, it wouldn't have onset randomly for a week straight after months of usage. also, morning sickness typically occurs after the first missed period (which she should notice if she's still getting them regularly) and doesn't work as continuously like that either.


you know what it does sound like though? every other obvious sickness/flu/stomach bug/eating disorder... why are you baby daddys trying to scare babysappyton?
ILL SCARE ANYONE TRYING TO GET A PIECE
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Old Sep 5th, 2010, 10:49 PM       
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why are you baby daddys trying to scare babysappyton?
Sapster needs a good healthy dose of reality before he goes batshit insane.

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Off hand, I would guess for laughs
^^^ Or maybe this.
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Old Sep 6th, 2010, 01:17 AM       
lol. all teenagers should get that scare!
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Old Sep 6th, 2010, 03:32 AM       
and I'm just the person to give it to them
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Old Sep 6th, 2010, 07:46 AM       
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Old Sep 6th, 2010, 08:04 AM       
But if she floats, she's a witch
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Old Sep 7th, 2010, 10:41 AM       
At least she could be her own bridge over troubled water.
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 04:12 PM       
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 09:24 PM       
Time for an update Sappington. How is the gf? Preggo or no?
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 11:34 PM       
Doesn't Sap only have one nut?
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Old Sep 10th, 2010, 10:18 PM       
You better believe I gots my nuts.
For the time being.

Oh yeah, it was the pill. Sorry for my minor freak-out.
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Old Sep 10th, 2010, 10:42 PM       
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