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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 02:12 PM       
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Does this sentence make you hard?
Almost, you need a colon somewhere.

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Go to a shrink already.
What does that have to do with sex?
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 03:32 PM       
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 03:33 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 03:05 AM       
Now my ass is acting up.

Fucking impossible. It's like my body ignores the very fact that I was fathered by a farmboy.

Ha ha, but all seriousness aside, you guys can lock this thread anytime. I think I've reached around far enough.

P.S. I am half-serious about this actually! Does this make me bi or am I just giving out more than I'm taking?

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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 05:10 AM       
What is this I don't even
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 05:58 AM       
i think this thread would make more sense if it was named, "THE 'IM SOO GROSSSSS' THREAD"

maybe with an lol in the title somewhere

oh i get it shyandquietguy=terra or whoever that gross person is
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 11:38 PM       
Man, Loveline is by far the worst forum here
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 11:48 PM       
Just make sure you cut them in the privacy and safety of your own home. Doctors charge a fortune for a procedure that is simple and safe enough to do by yourself. Think of all the germs and infections you would pick up in a hospital. No thanks!
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 11:43 AM       
And medical expenses. Dont forget medical expenses.
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Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 02:30 PM       
If you're serious about cutting off your own balls I've heard of a certain technique used to neuter cats that might be of use. Take a rubber band and tie it tight around your scrotum and leave it like so. Eventually your balls will blacken and then, like magic, fall right off! And it's extremely humane I've been told.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 03:13 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 03:15 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 03:42 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 07:00 PM       
I now like this thread.
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 10:21 PM       
it offers practical solutions to a fake life crisis
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Old Oct 1st, 2010, 11:34 PM       
More like imagined.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 04:38 PM       
No balls! No glory! ;( ;( ;(
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Old Oct 2nd, 2010, 05:17 PM       
MAKE UP YOUR MIND GEEZ
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Old Oct 5th, 2010, 08:29 PM       
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P.S. I am half-serious about this actually! Does this make me bi or am I just giving out more than I'm taking?
i do not understand the question
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 07:35 AM       
you know, opiates will just make your junk not work, and you also won't become a fat, greasy eunuch
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 12:07 PM       
But then again, your answer to everything is opiates.
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Old Oct 6th, 2010, 01:36 PM       
I come up with the best solutions.
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 02:57 AM       
lotta antidepressants'll do that, too
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Old Oct 7th, 2010, 04:04 AM       
Some will even help you lose weight. That's probably what's going on here.
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Old Oct 9th, 2010, 02:32 AM       
My anti depressents are making me emotionally wired, which in turn has caused me to resent some of the more common emotions. They are the smallest available dosage from a clinic for the homeless and financially impoverished..

I can only expect myself to be rolling over absent minded cats in this trailer park in a stupor influenced of oppressed, ambiguous and ill-managed anger and violent intentions.

I actually had a thought of trying to scrape the inside of my vein when I'm donating plasma.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! There is absolutely no way of getting past this wet dream shit is there? If I stopped masturbating, it would make my sensitive areas a lot more dull. However, I have never attempted to cut myself before. BUT since chopping off the balls is a one-way street, I think I'll only include it when I finally decide to do myself in. Put up a live web-cam and give the world a glimpse of me shooting my sac off before doing myself in with fucking snakes.

I don't know how things will play out right now but I sure as hell hope starting my new job won't be disasterous. I'm hoping for low zoo fences.

P.S. I know snakes are in fucking terrariums. Polar bears aren't.

To Chojin. Some of my thoughts are half serious but I was sincere about the main topic when I started it.

Guitar Woman may be on to something! I think drugs may be the next answer here folks! Music is a tad gray and so is video games and I barely know how to tap in my emotions to make drawing any fun. All I can draw is fucking DICKS and play the most monotonous shit that I can't seem to pull myself away from and the ambiguouty I'm getting from Oysterhead is gonna make me fugue but I'm fucking bored of everything else that I have. I can't even listen to classic rock without feeling depressed because the song is either so over the top obvious and poppy like shit or my knowledge of the lyrics makes me feel like I've never lived life at all.
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