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Old Nov 26th, 2010, 02:34 PM        Bot Sex
kyleestrella3922 :
howdy
Me:
Who're you?
kyleestrella3922 :
Yay someone to talk to !! how are u? I found your name in the yahoo online members search
Me:
You aren't a bot, are you?
kyleestrella3922 :
bot? like a robot? lol
Me:
A bot is an automated program that sends messages like this to people.
kyleestrella3922 :
haha! i am not! i like raindrops and bubblegum at bedtime.... would an automated system say that??
Me:
No I suppose not.
So why are you messaging me?
kyleestrella3922 :
my roomates just stepped out I only have a little while alone... are u alone too? we should cam2cam
Me:
You do understand that I'm a woman, right?
kyleestrella3922 :
K here's the link to my cam it's http://www.acceptinvite.com/aqce2 go there and you should see me, just click the join free tab on top of the page, I use this site cause you can't record it like on here -- my dad would kill me if he found out I was doing this kinky stuff on his computer lol
Me:
Yep, you're a bot. I knew it.
kyleestrella3922 :
LOL aw you're cute.. well can u see my cam it was giving me trouble earlier but it looks ok now? oh I hope u dont mind chatting with a kinky girl!
yeah i'm horny lolz! u? Wait you're not a stalker are u?? LOL
Me:
The most annoying thing about a bot is that its pointless to insult it.
kyleestrella3922 :
Mhhm u never know lol I have to make sure! babe u sound confident I like that .. maybe we can trade phone numbers after we chat on cam ? I'd love to...
Me:
But I'm going to I insult you anyway.
You disgusting piece of automated text.
kyleestrella3922 :
....nice well u can also just watch me if u want....it's up to u oh babe what's your favorite color?
Me:
You nonexistant disgusting whore.
I bet you're diseased with viruses.
kyleestrella3922 :
make sure u fill out your correct b-day k? cause they won't let u in if you can't verify age I had to use my debit card to verify age but they don't charge, it's just to make sure you're not a kid
uhh, duh! and i love it!
Me:
Gee whiz, I'm only 12 years old!
I'll get my Mommy's credit card so I can see the nekkid ladies!
WHEEEE
kyleestrella3922 :
I'm gonna turn off Messenger so my cam doesn't run slow....plus I really want u to watch me, I'm getting so turned on it's driving me crazy
kyleestrella3922 is Available - see me http://www.acceptinvite.com/aqcd6
Me:
Oh I bet you are, you dirty little bot.
kyleestrella3922 :
are u in babe?? Let me know when you see me, I'll be in my cam chat, we'll keep talking in there I just put on those panties for u ! hurry up ! if u need the link again heres another invite http://www.acceptinvite.com/aqcep , I'm in my private chat so if u see another cam just login and let me know when you're in, I'll guide you to my cam room . my sn's hot4u
k
Me:
OH WOW U SOUND LIKE A TOTALLY HOT GURL AND SO NOT A STRING OF CODE!
CAN I SEE UR TITS?!
TITS OR GTFO

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Old Nov 26th, 2010, 09:51 PM       
Nice. That gave me a chuckle.
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 12:58 PM       
saw this on reddit, bubblegum and raindrops included
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 01:38 PM       
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saw this on reddit, bubblegum and raindrops included
I didn't copy this from anywhere, this is a real encounter I had on Yahoo.
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 03:42 PM       
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I saw this on reddit before
Because no one has ever shared their conversation with a bot before.
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 04:48 PM       
why would either of you assume that i was trying to imply it was stolen? who the hell would steal a super uninteresting and non-funny bot conversation and spread it all over the internet? i was referring specifically to the bubblegum raindrop bot getting around and was only saying that jeanette was not alone!




PS- isn't that porn being linked to us now anyway? that's awesome
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 05:53 PM       
bubblegum and raindrops? wat?
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 05:58 PM       
haha i think i talked to that bot before, too
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Old Nov 28th, 2010, 01:43 PM       
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bubblegum and raindrops? wat?
I like bubblegum and raindrops. What's so odd about that?
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Old Nov 29th, 2010, 06:29 PM       
Just die already Sparkles. your the worst bot ever.
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Old Nov 29th, 2010, 06:34 PM       
no u
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Old Dec 3rd, 2010, 10:11 PM       
Oddly enough, two days after you posted this Cracked contributor Soren Bowie wrote an article about the same thing. COINCIDENCE? I reserve judgement.
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Old Dec 4th, 2010, 09:02 PM       
ok shadow dancer that is it.

you are on my ignore list because you are a cunt.
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Old Dec 4th, 2010, 11:07 PM       
Kinda hard for a man to be a cunt, but maybe it means something else is other English dialects. Also, what, how dare I reference cracked.com? How dare I post something that was an attempt at humor that you weren't amused by? Please oh please inform me so I can abase myself striving to gain your approval.
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Old Dec 4th, 2010, 11:13 PM       
FUCKING HELL
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Old Dec 5th, 2010, 12:27 PM       
Stupid cunt.
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Old Dec 16th, 2010, 12:23 PM       
THIS GUY IS A COMPLETE SPAMBOT

He's looking for a hot human girl to date! Hilarious.

Last edited by executioneer : Dec 16th, 2010 at 12:50 PM. Reason: learn to youtube. YOU SPAMBOT JERK
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Old Dec 23rd, 2010, 02:55 AM       
Seriously, now. What did I do wrong?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2010, 05:04 AM       
u r tedius
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Old Dec 28th, 2010, 06:13 PM       


stink urkel here to tell you that you did it

you did do that
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