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Old Apr 15th, 2011, 11:36 PM       
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Honestly I hope she gets an account and posts, her avatar is a pic of her holding the camera above her head pointing down. I comment on how fat chicks use that technique to hide their fat, and she posts a double wide pic of herself in a red nightgown pic of her double wideness in a red nightgown.

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Now THAT'S funny.
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Old Apr 16th, 2011, 10:25 AM       
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either that or it's a load of horsewash, i've been trying shit for ages and it didn't make it any easier
i thought you sat in your house all day doing nothing
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Old Apr 16th, 2011, 01:26 PM       
No, he goes out in public and sings love songs to drunk bitches.
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Old Apr 16th, 2011, 05:43 PM       
yeah okay maybe 10% research / critical thought would help

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Old Apr 16th, 2011, 06:03 PM       
so chojin, since you've got it all figured out now how about you share your massive success story with us -- I bet the ladies are just tripping over themselves trying to get you out of those tight-fitted tees, am I right?
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Old Apr 16th, 2011, 07:35 PM       
So with a little help from Jack Daniels, I took my balls out of her purse and took one last stand. Everything's going to be fine, at least for now. I would tell you more, but I really have to take a nice long shit right now.
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Old Apr 16th, 2011, 07:46 PM       
So basically, I told her I have bigger plans in my life and I'm tired of her not contributing and her expecting me to do everything. I explained that responsibility is something that someone as herself needs to learn a lot more about along with developing ambitions to further her own life. Than I nicely and calmly explained that it's not me, it's her.
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Old Apr 16th, 2011, 08:30 PM       
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Old Apr 16th, 2011, 11:18 PM       
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So basically, I told her I have bigger plans in my life and I'm tired of her not contributing and her expecting me to do everything. I explained that responsibility is something that someone as herself needs to learn a lot more about along with developing ambitions to further her own life. Than I nicely and calmly explained that it's not me, it's her.


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Old Apr 16th, 2011, 11:57 PM       
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so chojin, since you've got it all figured out now how about you share your massive success story with us -- I bet the ladies are just tripping over themselves trying to get you out of those tight-fitted tees, am I right?
i'm sry, are you implying i'm not a success?

age of consent here in MD is 16, so only two years until you can come visit
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Old Apr 17th, 2011, 01:32 AM       
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i'm sry, are you implying i'm not a success?

age of consent here in MD is 16, so only two years until you can come visit
no thanks I like my boys nice. and warm. and not shrunken.
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Old Apr 17th, 2011, 02:51 AM       
BREAKING NEWS: SHOCKING FOOTAGE OF BABS' FIRST AND CURRENT GIRLFRIEND:

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Old Apr 17th, 2011, 04:54 PM       
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no thanks I like my boys nice. and warm. and not shrunken.
you can't even give me head? you've clearly got too much of it already.
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Old Apr 17th, 2011, 08:41 PM       
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Old Apr 17th, 2011, 09:36 PM       
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Yeah right.
What you said.
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Old Apr 18th, 2011, 11:53 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2011, 12:38 AM       
I say we help him with his death.
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Old Apr 24th, 2011, 03:54 PM       
Babs are you dead yet?
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Old Apr 24th, 2011, 09:36 PM       
He hasn't been online in over a week ....

He could be dead.
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 07:28 PM       
Death by elephantine redneck skank. Not a good way to go.
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 07:41 PM       
elephantine skanks need food too. THE CIRCLE OF LIFE CONTINUES
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Old Apr 25th, 2011, 08:20 PM       
THE CIIIIIIIR-CLLLLLLLE

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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 04:07 PM       
the other day i went to Denny's and there was this girl there with Ed the Hyena's laugh :O
almost wanted to ask for an autograph
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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 04:22 PM       
I was out to dinner one time, and there was someone in the restaurant that laughed like Archimedes from Disney's The Sword and the Stone.

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Old Apr 26th, 2011, 04:44 PM       
There's this one guy I know who is super annoying and looks/sounds exactly like Farquard from Scooby Doo meets the Boo Brothers.
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