Colin Powell gives up last of dignity at Asian summit

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Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said
Young man, get yourself off the ground, I said
Young man, cause you're in a new town, there's no
NEED! TO! BE! UN! HAPPY!
Young man, there's a place you can go, I said
Young man, when you're short on your dough, you can
Stay there, and I'm sure you will find
MANY! WAYS! TO! HAVE! A! GOOD TIME!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
They have everything, for your men to enjoy!
You can hang out with all the boys!
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
You can get yourself clean! You can have a good meal!
You can do whatever you feel!

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Sounds pretty harmless to me. But then again, while I'm typing this there are multiple penises in my mouth.

Most of them are mine, though.