Originally Posted by Mockery
Girls don't fart, they expel glitter and sprinkles.
Amen brother :hulkhogan
Growing up there were five guys in the house (three brothers, dad, and a male family dog), and my mother was the only female. She never farted, ever. In fact she use to tell us, "Girls can't do that, we don't pass gas."
I believed this communist propaganda until I was 11 years old. My world came crashing down one day when a girl farted on me during recess
Mother and I still have a rocky relationship.