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Old Oct 16th, 2008, 08:43 PM       
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Trap game - The Nits need to go for the jugular early, and keep the pressure on, rather than play down to M's level.

Or maybe I'm just rationalizing.
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Also watch out for 9 BYU heading into Fort Worth to play a very solid TCU.
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Damn, WR, are you psychic or something? 32-7 Horned Frogs on top with about 5 minutes to go. Ouch.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 02:03 AM       
TCU's lone loss was against Oklahoma. Had they won or not played them this year they would be getting just as much BCS bustin' hype as the Stormin' Mormons, Utah, and Boise State. BYU is good, but TCU can more than hold their own, as they clearly showed tonight.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 02:06 AM       
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Neither can Wisconsin

Imagine having to look at this equation for the rest of the season

Toledo > Michigan > Wisconsin
As a devout Sconnie hater, this makes my day. Wisconsin has no excuse for losing to Meeechigan, but in their defense they had to play OSU and PSU back to back. I'll cut them slack even though they played their last two at home because Allen Everidge is a terrible QB.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 10:14 PM       
Triple the posts, triple the fun!

Iowa coach Kirk Ferentz busted out the wooden spoon today as he was forced to suspend his own son, a freshman O-lineman, after being ticketed for underage drinking. The Hawkeyes have had 18 or so arrests since April 2007.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 10:53 PM       
I wonder if he partied with Mike Golic's kid.
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Old Oct 17th, 2008, 11:54 PM       
The problem is there's fuck all to do in Iowa.
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Old Oct 18th, 2008, 02:59 PM       
Haaaa Wisconsin is getting trashed by Iowa 35-9. At this rate the 3-4 Vadgers might not even make a bowl game!
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Old Oct 18th, 2008, 07:42 PM       
After allowing Michigoomi to run to a 17-7 lead, the Nits D clamps down and they score 39 unanswered points. Yeah, the Wolverines really do suck.
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Old Oct 18th, 2008, 08:21 PM       
OSU slaughtered us today
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 03:32 AM       
God damn you Milhouse! Thanks to your flat lining Spartans, I owe my roommate a case of beer. I guaranteed him yesterday that MSU would beat OSU at HOME. I told him to "write it down, MSU WILL beat OSU".

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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 03:38 AM       
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I think Michigan will struggle this year not because of DickRod himself but because of the switch to the spread offense. Michigan has a lot of talent, but the QB's they have now aren't necessarily what you look for in a spread QB, ie a mobile runner who can make plays just as much out the pocket as in. It's a transition season for Michigan but give DickRod a few seasons and Michigan will be contending for a National Championship.
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 02:37 PM       
A hot and fresh AP Poll just like your grandma used to make:

1. Texas (65) 7-0 1,625
2. Alabama 7-0 1,543
3. Penn State 8-0 1,506
4. Oklahoma 6-1 1,358
5. Florida 5-1 1,307
6. USC 5-1 1,292
7. Oklahoma State 7-0 1,252
8. Texas Tech 7-0 1,194
9. Georgia 6-1 1,117
10. Ohio State 7-1 1,053
11. LSU 5-1 987
12. Utah 8-0 943
13. Boise State 6-0 849
14. South Florida 6-1 674
15. TCU 7-1 643
16. Missouri 5-2 568
17. Pittsburgh 5-1 540
18. Brigham Young 6-1 412
19. Kansas 5-2 364
20. Ball State 7-0 357
21. Georgia Tech 6-1 338
22. Tulsa 7-0 321
23. Boston College 5-1 281
24. Florida State 5-1 190
25. Minnesota 6-1 149

On the cusp:
Northwestern 62, Virginia Tech 62, Vanderbilt 61, Michigan State 15

The top 3 took care of business while TCU easily handled BYU to pop in at 15, and Maryland surprisingly blanked Wake Forest to knock the Deacons out of the rankings.
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Old Oct 19th, 2008, 02:50 PM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2008, 12:01 PM       
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Old Oct 20th, 2008, 02:04 PM       
Mike & Mike offered this little tidbit of knowledge this morning: the last 5 teams to be ranked number 1 in the first BCS poll went on to play for the BCS Championship. So Texas has tradition on their side.
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Mike & Mike offered this little tidbit of knowledge this morning: the last 5 teams to be ranked number 1 in the first BCS poll went on to play for the BCS Championship. So Texas has tradition on their side.
But only 2 "initial" #1's in the past 10 years have actually won the championship. Double-edged sword, that.
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Old Oct 21st, 2008, 12:50 PM       
This saturday i'm setting up two 20" tvs, one on each side of the 42" HD. With some cables being ran from various rooms in the house, i'll be able to watch 3 games at once. Add a 16 gallon keg and plenty of bbq to the mix and I have all the ingredients for a face stuffing drunken football extravaganza.
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Old Oct 21st, 2008, 01:33 PM       
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One of those TV's will be tuned to OSU/PSU no doubt. Poopy-pants' biggest test yet.
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Old Oct 22nd, 2008, 01:43 AM       
On the big screen we're showcasing Minnesota-Purdue and the smaller boob tubes get Florida-Kentucky and Illinois-Wisconsin. The late game showcase will definitely be PSU-OSU with Alabama-Tennessee and Missouri-Colorado bringing up the rear.

My roommates and I are having a halloween party so I doubt I will be able to watch much football in the evening.
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Old Oct 25th, 2008, 01:15 AM       
Games so spicy they'll make you slap you mama:

8 Texas Tech vs 16 Kansas - A shootout for the ages?

9 Georgia vs 11 LSU - SEC powers clamor for positioning

2 Alabama vs Tennessee - Phil Fulmer's jowls will jiggle with each Bama TD

7 OK State vs 1 Texas - The Cowboys get exposed...

3 Penn St vs OSU - Can the Pants Shitter pull it off in Columbus?

If you can, check out 21 Georgia Tech vs. Virginia. Al Groh has made the Cavaliers' season relevant again, and GT's option offense struggled mightily against 1-AA Gardner-Webb.
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Old Oct 25th, 2008, 02:59 AM       
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Games so spicy they'll make you slap you mama:

8 Texas Tech vs 16 Kansas - A shootout for the ages?

9 Georgia vs 11 LSU - SEC powers clamor for positioning

2 Alabama vs Tennessee - Phil Fulmer's jowls will jiggle with each Bama TD

7 OK State vs 1 Texas - The Cowboys get exposed...

3 Penn St vs OSU - Can the Pants Shitter pull it off in Columbus?

If you can, check out 21 Georgia Tech vs. Virginia. Al Groh has made the Cavaliers' season relevant again, and GT's option offense struggled mightily against 1-AA Gardner-Webb.
What will these games do if I already slap my mama?
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Old Oct 25th, 2008, 03:24 AM       
Slap that bitch twice as hard?
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