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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 02:57 PM        The beautiful girl from Russia
Good day!!! My name is Ksushka. I live in Ru. To me of 30 years. I search for serious attitudes. I hope, my letter does not remain without attention.
Probably, it is interesting to you to learn, where I could find your e-mail address.
Now I shall explain to you. My friend sat on a site of acquaintances, and has got acquainted with the man. After correspondence, at them serious attitudes have begun. The man has written, that it has a friend who too wishes to get acquainted with the Ru woman. My friend has suggested me to get acquainted with the man from other country. I have agreed, because I heard, that foreign men very kind, always respect with women and able to love. I search for love, I wish to have serious attitudes. I have taken your e-mail address and now I write to you. I hope, my letter does not remain without attention. Also the man which were given me with your e-mail address, asked, that I never spoke, who has given me your address. I have promised, that never I shall tell. Therefore, excuse, but if you will ask me, who has given me your e-mail address, I shall not tell. It not a joke. I write to you seriously.
I wish to tell to you about myself. I work as the nurse. In the future I wish to be the doctor, because by formation I the doctor the pediatrist. I very much like to play volleyball. Earlier I was engaged in volleyball seriously.
I like to meet friends. I very much love animals. I like the nature, it is pleasant to me warmly, the sun, I like to float and sunbathe. Also I like to go to campaigns. I the romantic woman. I like to look in the warm evening at stars, to think about pleasant. If in the street bad weather I sit, at home and I watch TV or I read the book. I like to read books. I like to look comedies. But most of all, I like to listen to music. I cannot without music. I like to listen almost to all.
In one letter not probably to tell all about itself. If you will answer me, I shall tell about myself still more many interesting.

If I have interested you, write to me on my electronic address: kossshka-78@mail.ru

With the best regards, Ksushka



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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 03:15 PM       
go for it, it sounds like she fully wants it
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 03:26 PM       
She read the book dude. Woman be the keep. Serious attitude e-mail attention.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 03:59 PM       
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I wish to tell to you about myself. I work as the nurse. In the future I wish to be the doctor, because by formation I the doctor the pediatrist. I very much like to play volleyball. Earlier I was engaged in volleyball seriously.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 06:31 PM       
I think she might be taken.
(Letter is obviously not to/from me)

"Hallo guys,
I'm a old man. I have 58 yars old. I love hitec ,
my life are citing infrent off the video at 15 yars ago ,
and all the world came on my brain thruogh this videos.
I'm so happy,
I'm free,
I'm not alone ,
my girlfriend lieve in RUSSIA.,
we make sex,
we learn english to andarstand us.
But in other room im my house my panther are diaeding.
just going out. without video
.he love the silence that just he feeling and no one video can tell you nothing because he leaven day by day on the dark and the silence."
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Old Jan 30th, 2010, 03:28 AM       
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I think she might be taken.
(Letter is obviously not to/from me)

"Hallo guys,
I'm a old man. I have 58 yars old. I love hitec ,
my life are citing infrent off the video at 15 yars ago ,
and all the world came on my brain thruogh this videos.
I'm so happy,
I'm free,
I'm not alone ,
my girlfriend lieve in RUSSIA.,
we make sex,
we learn english to andarstand us.
But in other room im my house my panther are diaeding.
just going out. without video
.he love the silence that just he feeling and no one video can tell you nothing because he leaven day by day on the dark and the silence."
i am now copy pasting this to her
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Old Jan 30th, 2010, 09:05 AM       
Aww, I want a russian email admirer.
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Old Jan 30th, 2010, 03:03 PM       
I always thought those messages were spam, intended to get your credit card # or something o.o
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Old Jan 30th, 2010, 11:24 PM       
Just asking. Has anybody nailed this amazon bitch yet or are you still circling the wagons??
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Old Jan 31st, 2010, 01:34 AM       
we are passing her around right now
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Old Jan 31st, 2010, 02:00 PM       
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Just asking. Has anybody nailed this amazon bitch yet or are you still circling the wagons??
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Old Jan 31st, 2010, 03:22 PM       
that song always comes up on my pandora, I thummed it up.
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Old Jan 31st, 2010, 10:45 PM       
People like this piss my wife off, who is Russian herself.
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