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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:45 PM       
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So you are an ugly shit! Do your nonexistent friends refer to you as "Scar?"
It isn't like that. The one that looks like it comes from a knife isn't very big, it just looks like it was made by a slash to the face. The one that is discolored wouldn't even be noticeable if it weren't for it's discoloration. It's half the size of a dime, for cripe's sake.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
Sure it is, Scar.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:06 PM       
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Sure it is, Scar.
Let me ask you: how big do you think a scar from chicken pox could be?
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:14 PM       
Large enough to start a thread over? :?
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
I have 2 scars on my chest. It looks a lot better when you have BULGING PECKS.
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 07:55 PM       
i got a asphalt burn scar when my friend egged me on to skateboard down a long hot asphalt hill. They used me

Halfway down was windy and fun, but the thing started wobbling, rolled down the 3/4 of it like a tumbleweed, head over heel, ass over eyebrow, almost got hit by a car when i was stopping.

the shirt got burned by the friction, from the stomach area to the upper neck, and my left arm got scratched up real bad... it healed up but now its abit dark now there
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
Am I the only one who would find a pogo accident scar kinda sexy?
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 08:28 PM       
Chicks really dig scars around your asshole.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 11:31 AM       
The transvestite was talking about himself, not women when he told you that.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 11:59 AM       
I love my scars. I have little dents in my head because I had chicken pox and my parents tried to pick them out with a pair of tweezers.
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 02:36 PM       
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Am I the only one who would find a pogo accident scar kinda sexy?
so far, yes :/
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 03:44 PM       
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I love my scars. I have little dents in my head because I had chicken pox and my parents tried to pick them out with a pair of tweezers.
are your parents retarded?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 03:45 PM       
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I have a few scars on my face, but only two can be easily seen.

The first one looks like a minor knife wound. It runs along the side of my face, ending near my eye. I can't remember how I got it, though.
I can help jog your memory. Do you at least remember why you switched to plastic utensils when mounds of barbecue chicken are invovled?
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Old Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:35 PM       
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Let me ask you: how big do you think a scar from chicken pox could be?
Is this one of those questions where your going to compare your chicken pox scar to the size of your dick and then start a poll over it?

If that's the case then I think a chicken pox scar should at least be 6" in length and wide enough to please a pussy. Anybody who has one less than that is just as green as goose shit on a pump handle.

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