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Old Feb 14th, 2011, 09:51 PM       
man fuck it i'm not spending 40 bucks and driving an hour and a half to sit by myself

i'm doing that now
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 02:03 AM       
S'okay Willie. I spent the day in a darkroom and listening to some thirty-three-and-a-thirds that I got from dead people.
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:54 PM       
I got dumped


What a fantastic Valentines.
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 10:55 PM       
o shit
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 11:02 PM       
Not SO bad though, since I didn't think we were really suited for each other, and I was sort of thinking about when I would break up with her. Still sore though.
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 11:02 PM       
That really fucking sucks, Zhukov I'm sorry.
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 11:09 PM       
you gotta make your own romance holidays, not base your lovelife on dead catholic saints for fucksake
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 11:22 PM       
Still, people seem to pick the damnedest times. Maybe they're buckling under society's expectations or some such shit. Or maybe some sort of selfish stock-taking, I don't know.

I was dumped on my 21st birthday and I cried on the couch all day and drank an entire bottle of wine.
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 11:26 PM       
I broke up with Eric about a week before our 6 year anniversary.
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 11:30 PM       
Was it inspired by the looming anniversary, or was that coincidence?
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Old Feb 15th, 2011, 11:31 PM       
coincidence. we'd been getting more and more distanced for about two years, but i was just the one to see it first.
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Old Feb 16th, 2011, 09:18 PM       
My best friend got dumped on valentines day, i got dumped less than a two weeks after my dad died.
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Old Feb 17th, 2011, 11:38 PM       
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What a fantastic Valentines.
There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia.
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Old Feb 18th, 2011, 12:21 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2011, 01:48 PM       
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There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia.
Suckiness of the situation aside, this is brilliant.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Feb 19th, 2011, 04:46 PM       
i made some chick upset because i didn't want to come see her on v-day. tbh i kinda forgot it was v-day. she warned me beforehand that she was on the rag and bitchy so it might not be the best day to hang out. i was like 'ok cool thanks for the heads up, some other time then', but apparently it was just a trap. i quickly leapt to not giving a fuck about the ensuing weepstorm.

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Old Feb 22nd, 2011, 06:53 AM       
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There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia.
That may be in the top 1 funniest things you have posted
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Old Feb 22nd, 2011, 08:02 PM       
Wait, when was Valentines day? Oh shit!
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Old Feb 24th, 2011, 03:50 AM       
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