I like it when newbies have economy-sized signatures, because it gives us an excuse to ban them. And usually, they won't make it smaller because they know that getting banned is the cool
way to puss out from a board. Because you have an excuse for not 'ruining our lives.' Which is exactly what will happen to you, as has happened to countless others. Because you and your queer internet lingo are neither new, exciting, humorous, engaging, or straight.
Furthermore, I'd like to lodge a formal inquiry as to why exactly the fuck this brand of newbies think they own the place. Whatever happened to the time-honored tradition of pretentious hierarchy by tenure?