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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 08:45 PM        OK WOMTI! IM ON I-MOCK! CALL ME FAT! IM HUNGRY!
man this is going to be a long post. but i feel like its my civic duty to let certain people on the internet know, it is impossible to get under my skin on the internet. ok, let me expalin this to you in the best word i can. YOU... CAN'T... WIN... AN... ARGURMENT... ON... THE...INTERNET... ive been going to i-mockery for some time, and when coustume critc was made, i jumped the chance. "wow!" i said to myself, "this is a good palce to have fun by showing everyone what I was for halloween!" but instead, the fun i ahd came in different ways. a few fellows by the name of oldschoolmikey, womti , and luvgun21 began to "make fun" of me. this is the realllllly funny part for me. the best insult and come backs they left for me wa s, *gasp*, that I'M FAT! oh god no! really? i cant believe it! lies!

so after the first couple of insults, ithought to my self, "wow" i said, " this will be a good way for me to have fun!" first thing you got to know about me though: one, it doesnt take the entire team of CSI to tell you that im fat. two: its funny to me how much you can get people bent out of shape trying to hurt your feelings online in someway. three: internet bashing and argueing is more retarded that the canadian special olympic basketball team. ok, im 20, a big guy, both fat and very musclular, tall, dark long hair, beard, likes penquins, lives in alabama, and has a fear of spiders (and i already know someone will say something like "you could be a little kid for all we know!" right after i finish what im saying) everyone else online who tries to "hurt" me could be like 10 years old, with learning disablilities for all i know! four: yes, i know im going to hell for all the references of kids with a low brain cell count. ill be in the front seat of the short bus too hell, with stephan hawkings driving.

but anyways, lets get back to the real reason why im here. IM HERE! IN THE OPEN! ATTACK EVERYONE! WOMTI, LAUNCH THE HATE! OLDSCHOOLMIKEY, WISH ME MY MOM WILL DIE AGAIN! LOVEGUN21, WHAT HAS 9 ARMS AND SUCKS?!?! DEF LEPPARD!!!!
(one more thing too: i knoooow in my heart and soul, someone will say that im completly contradictiong(spelling?) by posting this in the first place. no, im not arguing. because of one simple fact: all of this is making me laugh! plus everytime i tell one of my friends about all the insults, we laugh. and hell! ive even gotten ideas for short stories from some of them! which is great! keep it up everyone! )
oh, and one last reminder:
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 08:50 PM       
shut it fatso
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 08:52 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 09:01 PM       
A newbie, fighting with other newbies, about how fighting is stupid.

Since there's no way we can get under his skin, I say we just admit defeat and ban him.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 09:03 PM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 09:04 PM       
Hey sonofsatchmoe, you know what you are? you're fat! ha.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 09:08 PM       
Whining..oh sorry explaining to the ones who make fun of you is just,if not more pointless then insulting somebody online. you've just wasted alot of time and bandwidth by posting this because nobody seriously gives a shit.
if you can't read this is I-mockery not I-whine because a few people called you fat, you should expect this from here and i've been going here for only a few months and i know this.

grab whatever brain cells you have left and quit your whining because....we hear ya..and we don't care
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 09:23 PM       
all i read was "blah blah blah blah blah"
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 09:50 PM       
Someone called you fat so you start a thread about how you don't care that you were called fat, so tell me if you did'nt care then why start a thread about it. Just putting my two cents in.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 09:51 PM       
Yeah, that sounds about right. It's okay to be the unhealthiest, nastiest, and laziest piece of shit to ever walk to the earth as long as you're not a fattie. @_@;;
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 09:59 PM       
I really hate that image that you attached. I think I might have seen it on people's posts and various sites atleast 200 times and I didn't even think it was funny the first time I saw it.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:02 PM       
ban me! go ahead! i dont care!

i mean, is it me or has everyone NOT read that internet bashing doesnt affect me. i mean it would be different if you where all someone i know personally, and you live traveling distance from me. but you all live like a gazillion fucking miles away! how can a few people who live in their mom and dad's basement across the country really put a kink in my life?
"OooooO he's a newbie!"
"just because he is new, it means he is a retard when it comes to the internet and forums!" " I bet he's never been on a forum before!" "lets all throw sticks and acorns at him!"
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:04 PM       
Actually I do live very close to you. I'm not going to tell you who I am or how I know you, but I will tell you that we come in contact with eachother atleast once a week. You better watch your step...
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:11 PM       
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Actually I do live very close to you. I'm not going to tell you who I am or how I know you, but I will tell you that we come in contact with eachother atleast once a week. You better watch your step...
oh should i be scared? i mean if there was a palce you come incontact with me alot its either, lets see, my collage! or you hang out at joe muggs! and plus you could also be my friend. so whats a matter too chicken shit to tell me who you are?

so if you really know me, you know who i am. who my friends are. where i live. and what i can do to you if you fuck with my personal life.

so come on mother fucker!
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:34 PM       
"oh should i be scared?"

you should shut up.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:35 PM       
Where the fuck did all you people come from? Christ, make a LiveJournal or MySpace and go away.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:42 PM       
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Where the fuck did all you people come from? Christ, make a LiveJournal or MySpace and go away.
if you got to know, i was pushed out of my mom's vagina 9 months after my dad accidently got her pregnant.

and i do have a livejournal and myspace. you want to add me?
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:43 PM       
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"oh should i be scared?"

you should shut up.
if it wasnt for your cthulu / hello kitty icon, i would give you a snappy respond. but i decided to pass.
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:52 PM       
more laughing to yourself, less typing on the internet, and less giving shit about morons like you for me
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:53 PM       
you juicy fuck
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 10:55 PM       
http://fat-pie.com/serious_matter.mp3

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YOU'RE REALLY FUCKING FAT
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 11:06 PM       
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http://fat-pie.com/serious_matter.mp3

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i got a feeling this is mikey.

mikey is this you?!?1 hows your mom doing? she done any of her "specail" touchings recently?
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 11:09 PM       
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more laughing to yourself, less typing on the internet, and less giving shit about morons like you for me
it seems to me you are the one giving a shit about me on here.

so HA! in yo' face!
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 11:19 PM       
look why don't you go find more things that aren't funny funny with your friends and conquer the known alabama or something you tedious bleeding bag of stolen www ideas
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Old Jan 10th, 2006, 11:49 PM       
Man, this guy is HARDCORE. He doesn't give a fuck if he's banned off an internet messageboard!
Go ahead! He's so much of a baddass that he might just like it!
SHIT!! BAN HIM A DOZEN TIMES. He'll just stand back and laugh at your puny efforts of winning the fight of who can fight the least.
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