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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 12:58 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 08:46 PM       
Or give them a blanket right Bubba?
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 01:47 AM       
No, because your parents bought you the blanket. You don't gizzum on your own blankets dude, we're living in a material world, you have to save that cash up for things like car insurance and drugs.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 03:14 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 05:26 PM       
Drug insurance would be the best name for a superhero in the world.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 06:32 PM       
what would be the plot :o or his like powers?
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 11:11 PM       
What then? Chop your balls off!
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 11:21 PM       
Drug Insurance would witness a crime and be all like "daaaaammmnnn, ice cold." ;o
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Old Jan 22nd, 2007, 02:18 AM       
Seriously I can't wait till one or two years from now for the thread where this girl dumps James and breaks his heart and he wants to kill himself.

But for real if she asked you the ol "What do you like in girls" then she wants you, go for it.

Also her ex spit on her because they were fucking and she thinks that kind of thing is hot but you'll figure it all out yourself good luck have fun!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2007, 01:24 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2007, 09:01 AM       
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If you don't think she likes you then everything you have written makes you sound like a pussy
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Old Jan 23rd, 2007, 12:33 PM       
yea dude even I wasn't this much of a vagina when I was like 15 and still a virgin posting on these boards but i guess everyone has their you know vagina phases it's kind of like acne and you're getting the adult variety.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2007, 03:11 PM       
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vagina phases it's kind of like acne and you're getting the adult variety.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2007, 04:27 PM       
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I'm confused. I really don't think she likes me. Even if she did, what then?
james, relax. it will turn out just fine. stop obsessing about it. that just makes it worse.
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 05:48 PM       
James I suck with the womens, so this might not be good advice, but I say leave her alone. If she wants anything to do with you, make her call you ;o
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Old Feb 4th, 2007, 08:43 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2007, 07:26 PM       
Girls aren't going to call you because girls think they shouldn't have to call guys, and that if the guy is interested in them, that he'll call them. Girls also go through ridiculous mood swings, so I would never assume that your impression of the conversation is (A) the same one she got and (B) indicative of how she acts 'normally'. Also, girls are fantastic at doing things that affect their availability and then not telling you although it's obvious that's the reason you're calling them, and this is indistinguishable from them just having a bad day or being depressed, so I would not assume she's lost interest from one or even a few calls, though if it begins to be a pattern I'd stop.

Other than that, try to hang out with her in person as much as possible, as you'll quickly become a shoulder to cry on if you keep up with this phone shit most of the time. You also have nothing to lose other than FEELING LIKE A BIG DUMB DUMB if you try to pursue her while 'nothing's there', so just go for it. Don't think about MAKING MISTAKES when talking with her, because it really doesn't matter WHAT you say, so long as you're interesting.
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Old Feb 10th, 2007, 07:28 PM       
Also you should call the chick that left a message on your answering machine, if for no other reason than to get comfortable talking to girls in awkward situations. Though if there's a possibility that she is gonna talk to the girl you're interested in, I wouldn't do it unless you're reasonably sure you can pull it off as a friendly 'ha ha you so craaaazy' call.
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