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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 07:44 PM       
Julie and Megan are doing it right now
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 07:58 PM       
If I was a girl I would date James.

And cheat on him.
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 08:11 PM       
Holy shit, this is depressing.
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 08:12 PM       
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Old Feb 14th, 2007, 08:30 PM       
Chojin, shut up. Since when have I ever had a problem calling a guy, being myself and stupid, or bringing weirdo boi's with me to my best friends 18th birthday party and feeding them drugs?

James: I wont waste the space here typing out everything I have already said to you about this ordeal, but dammit im still waiting for my cookies bitch!
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Old Feb 15th, 2007, 12:16 AM       
What does any of that have to do with what I said?
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Old Feb 15th, 2007, 09:59 AM       
James reminds me of OAO. (Thank you thread backups!)
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 09:50 AM       
James, your posts are some of the most unintentionally funny things I've read in a long time on these boards. Grow a pair and just ask one of them out already. Quit worrying about all the stupid mind-games that you think everyone is playing with you.
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 12:39 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 01:14 PM       
I didn't read this thread really. I just kinda skimmed and saw you talkin 'bout all these fly ass mommas. Then somewhere in here b*tches were bakin' snacks n sh*t, that fuc*n s*it is cooler than a mother f*ckn air conditio*er. God *amn

So getting laid is pretty cool huh James?
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 03:06 PM       
So... If you don't want to go out with them, what's with this thread? Why do you even care what they think?
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 07:34 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 07:35 PM       
I think James is Brilliant in his lame attempts
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 10:52 PM       
Maybe you should write a script about it.
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 07:42 PM       
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I didn't read this thread really. I just kinda skimmed and saw you talkin 'bout all these fly ass mommas. Then somewhere in here b*tches were bakin' snacks n sh*t, that fuc*n s*it is cooler than a mother f*ckn air conditio*er. God *amn

So getting laid is pretty cool huh James?
pissypants everybody. he skims through the threads because he doesn't want to miss cookie time
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Old Feb 17th, 2007, 10:09 PM       
James a script by FartinMowler

Mr. Will Graham (Has entered suburban home to find FartinMowler crouched examining woman in her 50's dead in a bedroom)

Mr. Will Graham

Motive?

FartinMowler

I'm guessing some sick kid

Will Graham (turns to see small hole in wall then exits room to next room and looks through hole)


I can see young women

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Yep Sears Catalogue

Mr. Will Graham


Young man drills hole in wall puts Sears Catalogue of young women picture and what?

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I'm thinking he stuck his wiener through the hole, mother sees wiener and heart attack

Mr. Will Graham

So where is this James character?

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Skipped town I would guess and when we find him
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Old Feb 18th, 2007, 05:05 PM       
fartinmowler would be the best person here if he'd just film these scripts
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Old Feb 18th, 2007, 05:19 PM       
Everyone can donate to my "I might make a film fund" and I will use the money to move to L.A. and take some courses and I need some money for a camera too
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Old Feb 18th, 2007, 05:27 PM       
well for the time being you can put them on Audio ala Scriptwars.
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Old Feb 18th, 2007, 05:32 PM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2007, 05:40 PM       
You're dead?
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Old Feb 18th, 2007, 05:55 PM       
James a script by Fartin Mowler (part 2)

CSI Shirley (Hot Blonde in her late teens with nothing on but a blouse and a name badge) has searched the home and speaks to Detective Fartin and his partner Will

Shirley

I've searched the home and it's filled with small holes.

Mr. Will Graham

DNA?

CSI Shirley

Too much DNA I don't know where to start. There is a hole in the middle of the young mans bed and it' looks like he's made a lipstick mouth on the bed sheets

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Surely you can't be serious

Shirley

I am and I've also found one where the handle of the fridge used to be

The three detectives are slowly walking down the hall when Mr. Will graham sees something moving

Mr. Will Graham (talks quietly to the other detectives)

Wiener twelve "O" Clock

The other detectives look up to see what is suppose to be a light fixture in the cieling is actually a wiener with a lamp shade that pops up as quick as the detective can move and shoot

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He's gone

CSI Shirley

He must have been hiding in the attic

Mr. Will Graham
(holding a Japanese magazine full of pictures of life size female dolls)

I found this in his room I'm thinking we might be on a trip to Japan

CSI Shirley (bends over to pick up some DNA)

I'm sure I can help out

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I'm sure you can (High fives Mr. Will Graham)
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Old Feb 18th, 2007, 07:20 PM       
Sell your lawn mower for a camera.
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Old Feb 18th, 2007, 07:54 PM       
Part three is in the reading section thanks Gadzooks
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